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[fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by study4free(m): 7:08pm On Mar 03, 2016
My dad finished eating and called me to come clear The dinning.

As I was about parking the plates…the cup fell on d floor. My hand was full already so I decided to go and drop the plates in d kitchen first.

Daddy: Lalasticlala, wont you pick up d cup ?

Lalasticlala: No daddy, I will come back to pick it up. Let me go nd drop the plates first.

(while I was going to the kitchen, I just started singing Adekunle Gold’s song.

Not intentionally though but that was what my spirit was singing).

Lalasticlala: Baba God ooo..pick up d call. Emi naa fe ra range o…pick up d call.

Dangote ‘olori meji…pick up d call…na beg I dey beg o…

(getting to d dinning to pick up the cup, I had a whip of koboko on my back. My dad started beating me wit koboko…i started pleading for his mercy because I didnt know what I had done wrong.

Neighbours came in and intervened.

And they ask me what I did for my dad… I answered I wasnt sure of what I did. then my dad said….

Daddy: look at this idiot. I told him to pick up the cup that fell on the floor. He said he was coming to pick it. And the next he did was that he started singing… BABA mi o…pick up d cup.

Even Dangote olori meji…pick up d
cup. Otedola Olori meji..pick up d cup.

Na beg I dey beg o pick up d cup.

Omo oshi (bad boy). Ma na e baje (i will beat you mercilessly.

Just can’t hold my breath..

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Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by lonngmann(m): 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
you try undecided
Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by chido20(m): 7:22pm On Mar 03, 2016
hahaha lwkmd....
Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by akunjohn(m): 7:33pm On Mar 03, 2016
Name true,u really try

If na me I go flog DAT spirit out of ya bodi cool
Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by Darkseid(m): 8:50pm On Mar 03, 2016
Nice one bro. hehehe
Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by belloabd1914(m): 8:58pm On Mar 03, 2016
Lol
U try
Re: [fun] How Singing Adekunle Gold “pick Up” Earned Me Beating From My Dad by Nobody: 9:02pm On Mar 03, 2016
grin grin lwkmd

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