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Funny: A Letter To Jamb By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Her Exam. by NaijaBeats(m): 9:44am On Mar 04, 2016
A Letter To Jamb By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Her Exam.
Dear Jamb
My name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came from
Nigeria,
From Bayalsa state.
I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big fat lie, I say is a big serious fat lie because I doing lesson for 1
months and I count my book very well.
I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in
Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and 20 in Litirachure.
Did me not didding my CRS very well? Did Jonah
not staying in the lion hole and Elijah sleeping in the shark
belle?
Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and and Samuel leding Israel from Egypt?
Did something very fast fast because i can not
took that mark. In facts, I supposing to be scoring 280.
Thanks you in cooparation.
A Jamb officer replied:
Dear student,
You need help! I've forwarded your name and
number to all the pastors, priest, popes, archbishops, bishops
and even native doctors I know. Just be open minded. your change is coming. Please ask your parents to report to
our office immediately for counselling.
Thanks
Registrar.
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Re: Funny: A Letter To Jamb By An Angry Candidate Who Scored 90 In Her Exam. by Pillyportions(f): 10:27am On Mar 04, 2016
How come she scored 90 ? I agree with her because dat is not her score . Her score should be a statement that goes like this 'error! error! error!come back after six years of intensive secondary education'

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