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Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Busybody2(f): 12:23am On Sep 01, 2009
Jeebus, what page did I stop at on this thread, would probably take me half a century to catch up cry cry cry Off to go read and catch up, will be back, and if I find out that FL Gators is still abusing us Floridians, it will not be funny angry how dare she say err . . .  what was it she said sef anyway I am vexed angry I thought the closest I could get to Florida was the poster of its picturesque's beauty on my wall in Yabaleft until I paid a $3,000 deposit to obtain a copy of a Floridian passport enabling me to become a Floridian Citizen cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-309479.0.html#msg4346


Anyone that needs a passport too should apply through this guy, he is too good men, and to prove that he is trustworthy y'na mean, he is only charging $5,000 upfront, y'na mean, with the balance of $2,500 to be paid after collecting the passport y'na mean, can't wait men, off to go practise my Akata accent men, y'na mean men grin 


Lest I forget, y'all need to put out a wanted sign for Oyinda and Amosexy angry They are a bunch of rouges angry I came down with swine flu so though I could trust them with collecting the 9th and 10th installment of the bribebridegroom FL Gators's cheapskate ekiti people are using to bribe our son Theseeker to managemarry her, but since they collected the money, they have both been ignoring my calls angry  I knew I shouldn't have trusted those girls because of the Modakekeness in their blood angry They will come and meet me here angry Don't even know why those Ekiti people can't pay upfront with all their mouth angry If not for the fact that I had already spentbanked all the 17 installment of the weekly $100,000 dowry they have been paying us, I would have told them we are not interested in their daughter again angry angry angry



FL Gators link=topic=297077:

Which part have you been to?
I'm thinking of going to Hallandale Beach tomor sha, close to MIA


Chei, see scoping shocked Fl Alagolo is not happy that Bluespice is now the opeke rocking Dayokanu's world so she is now trying to seduce and put ideas into Uncle Dayo's head by mentioning slyly in passing that she is gonna be going to the beach in nothing but her bikini tomorrow cheesy I respect this sharp girl and her moves, infact I bow for una alagolo, you be ogbologbo Mistress seductress, I still need a few years lesson from you tongue



@ Tpia, iyawo wa, the chosen one cheesy

We the indigene of Osun are planning an Ekiti style bare-chest demonstration to help our campaign to have Osun be recognised as a State so I need a small favour from you, not only do I need you on the " Solidarity March" because I am 67 years old so when I unfurl my floor length slippers blom blom being held together by my wonderful wonderbra, the fact that yours is similar to mine because you are two years older than me would help reassure people that they happen in old age and I am not a freak of nature embarassed  embarassed embarassed cry


I also can't rely on this young chikalas who will be on the march because all they carry about their person is this small clutch purses and I trust you to come with your Ghana-must-go bag so we will have somewhere to keep our false teeth, false legs, incontinence pad, commode, wigs, and other trusted reliable stuffs we oldies always need to keep us in one piece. Of course you will have to hold the bag because I will be one of the people carrying the megaphone and banner tongue


To show appreciation for your acceptance because I know you will not say no because of your kind and generous heart, I would  like to confer an honourary Osun Citizenship on you from now henceforth cool I nefa forget you mentioned someone was yabbing you somewhere on this thread, leave me to it, kids of nowadays have no manners, I will make sure I deal with the person mercilessly and give them the home training they are lacking tongue
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 3:14am On Sep 01, 2009
Nice writeup. But you missed one thing and that is: You didn't mention what part of Osun you are from. sad
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Busybody2(f): 3:51am On Sep 01, 2009
TheSeeker:

Nice writeup. But you missed one thing and that is: You didn't mention what part of Osun you are from.  sad 


[s]You have to ask again angry Fl Alagolo, oya get off the phone and stop whispering sweet nothing to Dayokanu now, and give it up, he is not just that into you anymore and go fetch my pankere or atori, whichever you lay your hands on first and bring it here now, I need to teach Theseeker a lesson angry Bring my wallet too, so I can send you to the market, I feel like eating kuli kuli cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Nice write-up, as in, it is in keeping with the topic and body of the thread right? Thank God after 3 years on Nairaland, I have finally mastered the art of not derailing threads anymore, about time too cool cool cool Thank you, thank you, thank you, you are far too kind tongue I am from the source Ile-ife, undiluted and pure and without blemish, Fl Alagolo would fill you in about the rest about us being the first God created and moulded first which ended in us being the prettiest, having long legs reaching to the heavens, nice set of teeth, glowing flawless complexion . . . err . . . what was your question again . . . I don't talk too much do I? embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 3:53am On Sep 01, 2009
lol, I'm not seducing anyone o.

jeje ni mo n wo gbogbo yin


Busy_body:

Jeebus, what page did I stop at on this thread, would probably take me half a century to catch up cry cry cry Off to go read and catch up, will be back, and if I find out that FL Gators is still abusing us Floridians, it will not be funny angry how dare she say err . . .  what was it she said sef anyway I am vexed angry I thought the closest I could get to Florida was the poster of its picturesque's beauty on my wall in Yabaleft until I paid a $3,000 deposit to obtain a copy of a Floridian passport enabling me to become a Floridian Citizen cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-309479.0.html#msg4346

lol you're crazyyy
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 3:55am On Sep 01, 2009
Busy_body:


[s]You have to ask again angry Fl Alagolo, oya get off the phone and stop whispering sweet nothing to Dayokanu now, and give it up, he is not just that into you anymore and go fetch my pankere or atori, whichever you lay your hands on first and bring it here now, I need to teach Theseeker a lesson angry Bring my wallet too, so I can send you to the market, I feel like eating kuli kuli cheesy cheesy cheesy
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Nice write-up, as in, it is in keeping with the topic and body of the thread right? Thank God after 3 years on Nairaland, I have finally mastered the art of not derailing threads anymore, about time too cool cool cool Thank you, thank you, thank you, you are far too kind tongue I am from the source Ile-ife, undiluted and pure and without blemish, Fl Alagolo would fill you in about the rest about us being the first God created and moulded first which ended in us being the prettiest, having long legs reaching to the heavens, nice set of teeth, glowing flawless complexion . . . err . . . what was your question again . . . I don't talk too much do I? embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue
Dayo my bro?
Thank God took his time with Ekiti women tongue tongue
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 7:19am On Sep 01, 2009
busybody,

Oya wa si koro ki a soro. Come make we talk for corner
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Busybody2(f): 7:21am On Sep 01, 2009
dayokanu:

busybody,

Oya wa si koro ki a soro. Come make we talk for corner


I'm all ears namesake wink wink wink
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by oyinda3(f): 7:24am On Sep 01, 2009
wow i heard my name. busy body see how every thread u lay ur hands on always prospers with activity
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Busybody2(f): 7:31am On Sep 01, 2009
oyinda.:

wow i heard my name. busy body see how every thread u lay your hands on always prospers with activity



Don't bribe me oh, berra go and find your accomplice in crime and return that money you both stole otherwise na tire we go put round ya neck and parade you naked in Nairaland Square angry Though the nude parade might not be a good idea and instead backfire and we will have the little men we have left on Nairaland pursuing you young chikalas instead of us old cargoes, once they see your succulent bodies angry


Oh no, I need a solution fast, do you have any idea of painful punishment I could dish out to you angry Come up with a tough one, I need you both to sweat and suffer for your nefarious activity angry angry grin
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by oyinda3(f): 7:38am On Sep 01, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked busybody get a publisher fastttt. i swear u will make it big as an accomplished author.
i am notttt kidding sad


hmm i have to think abt the punishment first. will get back 2 u when i have found one. it might take a while tho
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Busybody2(f): 8:12am On Sep 01, 2009
oyinda.:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked busybody get a publisher fastttt. i swear u will make it big as an accomplished author.
i am notttt kidding sad


hmm i have to think abt the punishment first. will get back 2 u when i have found one. it might take a while tho


Flattery will not get you anywhere angry I want the list of punishment on my desk first thing in the morning on Wednesday angry Luckily for you I can't stand blood otherwise na firing squad i for recommend, and I would have even pulled the trigger myself sef angry Now get to work asap, and remember the longer you delay it, the more the severity doubles tongue
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 9:57am On Sep 01, 2009
BB, Oyinda and Amosexy: Does this mean all of you have been taking bribes behind my back from Gators' family without my knowledge? Now, y'all have got an 'A' in pissing me off. angry

BB, and why would you want to suck stroke me with your mouth cane? What did I do to deserve this sensually sexual harsh treatment? sad angry
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by adexcarz(m): 11:56am On Sep 08, 2009
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Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Remii(m): 5:52pm On Sep 08, 2009
adexcarz:

I'm from Owo Ope , Osogbo, Osun State, Nigeria.
I'm wondering what nairalanders feel about Governor Olagunsoye Oyinlola's administration ?

Oyinlola has said, two years ago, that he had completed all his electoral promises to Osun people, lol, so what do we need to feel again. When you pay peanuts you get monkeys to work for you.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 11:59pm On Sep 08, 2009
I think he's going to lose at the tribunals. I heard all the evidences have been accepted. Someone back home told me this today. Ifeleke, is this true? Although I'm not in doubt of my source, he's always in the know.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Remii(m): 12:56am On Sep 09, 2009
@Seeker, you can not be too sure, in law courts acceptance of exhibit is not an end in itself, have you forgotten word like, "inasmuch", "however", "having said that", blabla.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 4:16am On Sep 09, 2009
I know that. But what I'm saying is the evidences that were earlier rejected by the first panel were actually undeniable ones. It's so implicative (I watched some of the videos myself) and if justice is to be done, I don't think he's winning this one no matter what the clauses in legal battles are.

I can vividly say that if all those evidences are accepted, and justice isn't bought, no sane judge will turn blind eyes to the videos - they were smashing - but like I said, let's hope justice isn't bought.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Naturez(m): 1:24am On Sep 19, 2009
Oyinlola is going down this time. The guy sucks!!!
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Remii(m): 5:54am On Sep 19, 2009
Naturez:

Oyinlola is going down this time. The guy sucks!!!

Cross your fingers, man, cross your fingers. That guy has spent almost 3 out of 4 yrs term and there is chance to go to appeal. It is the system that sucks and disgusting. They should collect all salary paid to removed elected officers and remove their tenure from government gazette to serve as deterrent to those who may want to rig ellections.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Naturez(m): 7:56pm On Sep 19, 2009
You are right dude but Oyinlola run shit in osun. I pray he doesn't escape this time cool
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by xreal: 9:14pm On Sep 28, 2009
@ THESEEKER & HOOGED

IJESA ni ere.

Ulesha ni e ti mi wa ni?

Omo OGEDENGBE, mi ki o gaan.

In pele OO!
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by xreal: 9:19pm On Sep 28, 2009
Stop these noise about Oyinlola, he's a tout, he's strong, a soldier. He will surely remain on that seat the whole of his term, man.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 10:59pm On Sep 28, 2009
The Seeker

is it time for you to explain your background now?
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 5:51am On Sep 29, 2009
The Seeker

where you dey nah.

Remember you said somewhere at the beginning or middle of this thread, that you'd reveal more at the appointed time.

e never reach?
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by IFELEKE(m): 8:15am On Sep 29, 2009
TheSeeker:

I think he's going to lose at the tribunals. I heard all the evidences have been accepted. Someone back home told me this today. Ifeleke, is this true? Although I'm not in doubt of my source, he's always in the know.
Yes but he will end up losing again and i think he already knows. . . .Iyiola Omisore is lurking in the corners. . .

Remii:

Oyinlola has said, two years ago, that he had completed all his electoral promises to Osun people, lol, so what do we need to feel again. When you pay peanuts you get monkeys to work for you.
awe,otito luo su (ekiti)
Ore, ooto lo so.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 5:55pm On Sep 29, 2009
tpia.:

The Seeker

where you dey nah.

Remember you said somewhere at the beginning or middle of this thread, that you'd reveal more at the appointed time.

e never reach?
tpia.:

The Seeker

is it time for you to explain your background now?
Why do you want to know in a hurry?
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 6:40pm On Sep 29, 2009
TheSeeker:

Why do you want to know in a hurry?

because of your post on the Igbo thread.
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 2:34pm On Sep 30, 2009
tpia.:

because of your post on the Igbo thread.
Not enough reason for you to want to know in a hurry
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 5:26pm On Sep 30, 2009
why the shakara nah?

is it because I'm not fine that you cant answer the question?

If na Halle Berry asking, wont you answer?
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by TheSeeker(m): 5:43pm On Sep 30, 2009
LMAO!!! You're so funny. Do you know Halley's number? I sure would love to talk to her
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by Nobody: 6:46pm On Sep 30, 2009
TheSeeker:

LMAO!!! You're so funny. Do you know Halley's number? I sure would love to talk to her

if i knew Hally's number, I wouldnt be on Nairaland with all its drama. undecided
Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by amosexy: 11:03pm On Oct 02, 2009
Hmmmmmmmmm e ku ile oo grin






busybodi wer are you oo,which bribe i collect ooo ? grin

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