She was an Ex girlfriend. Her current boifrnd who she was staying with beats her up. So she came to my place to stay. Spent a month sleeping together but nothing happened. Funny enough, my roomate den alwys sleeps somewhere else, thinking i would bang her. She one day asked me “which kind self control u get lyk dis?“ dah her pastor said she has dis spirit dat meks men to get attracted to her nd shez bin wondering y i havn't done anything. Really felt proud of masef. Coz truly dah one month together was challenging for me. Till date my rumy wld always abuse me dah i bleeped up not sleeping with her. Am always hapi with wat ai did.

fearlesschicken:
mmmm......well mine is sort of embarrassing to me.

Actually proud of Ming myself....( all those ppl with dirty minds will quickly grasp )

Though i felt guilty, but i still felt like i have accomplished something (what is more silly and weirder than that ) it's something i thought i will never do but i did!

phew! *covers face and runs away*

Then my mind is not dirty bcoz i dnt understand.

JhimmySpark:
She was an Ex girlfriend. Her current boifrnd who she was staying with beats her up. So she came to my place to stay. Spent a month sleeping together but nothing happened. Funny enough, my roomate den alwys sleeps somewhere else, thinking i would bang her. She one day asked me “which kind self control u get lyk dis?“ dah her pastor said she has dis spirit dat meks men to get attracted to her nd shez bin wondering y i havn't done anything. Really felt proud of masef. Coz truly dah one month together was challenging for me. Till date my rumy wld always abuse me dah i bleeped up not sleeping with her. Am always hapi with wat ai did.

Its called self control, and its rly cool.

Leriebloom:
Then my mind is not dirty bcoz i dnt understand.

Ahhh....holy girl. I used to be like you
I ain't saying it with my mouth.....you just have to figure out.

I dated two twin sisters at the same time.

_fuck . . .

Mine is quite funny..after d mawning lecture,i nd my G's went to a near by buka.on entering my guy just said 'jadoski if u fit chop five wraps of fufu or more nd 3 sachets of water i go control big booty jane for u..sharp sharp i ordered for 6 wraps of fufu nd 2 wraps of eba with egusi soup,no meat..i jux dy chop am lyk say i wan die sum gurls were jux laffin as i mountd d tin..it took me 45mins to stand up.buh i was quite proud of ma slf.2ndly i'm d current champion of the longest fart sound.32 secs.lmao

fearlesschicken:

Ahhh....holy girl. I used to be like you
I ain't saying it with my mouth.....you just have to figure out.

okay, i will.

Jadoskii:
Mine is quite funny..after d mawning lecture,i nd my G's went to a near by buka.on entering my guy just said 'jadoski if u fit chop five wraps of fufu or more nd 3 sachets of water i go control big booty jane for u..sharp sharp i ordered for 6 wraps of fufu nd 2 wraps of eba with egusi soup,no meat..i jux dy chop am lyk say i wan die sum gurls were jux laffin as i mountd d tin..it took me 45mins to stand up.buh i was quite proud of ma slf.2ndly i'm d current champion of the longest fart sound.32 secs.lmao

lolz

Leriebloom:
I have several but the most important one for me is being able to count how many guys i have dated on one hand without getting to the last finger. It might be foolish but i think its an accomplishment, what is yours?

me am still a virgin,guess its an accomplishment too

pucelle:
me am still a virgin,guess its an accomplishment too

It definetly is.

[quote author=Leriebloom post=43489670] Friendship is all about sticking out for each other.[leriebloom follow me bak na

There was this babe who was all over me back then in uni, always took the opportunity to sleep in my apartment.. Even went as far grabbing my twin one night while forming to be deeply asleep..only one thing kept me from not taking advantage of her..the fear of God..

sarutobie:
There was this babe who was all over me back then in uni, always took the opportunity to sleep in my apartment.. Even went as far grabbing my twin one night while forming to be deeply asleep..only one thing kept me from not taking advantage of her..the fear of God..

lolz

Leriebloom:

lolz

Some of my homies back then were all like. "Guy you don finish that babe" "guy you don scatter her Dada finish".. I didn't give them a yes or no..let them keep wondering

pucelle:
me am still a virgin,guess its an accomplishment too

i like virgins. Let me c the face behind the virginity.

Jonathan2787:
Not dating any girl for almost 8months now

Just 8 months?

Bamz:


Just 8 months?

ya its 9months nw

osamaBUSH:
Stayed away from girls throughout my undergraduate years. Shiit doesn't exactly sound lyk an achievement but sometimes it feels lyk it

Mine was all through first degree, NYSC, and the first 2 years of working.

Not that there was any lack of opportunity. I'd say lack of motivation. Why start something that I knew was going to end eventually? And end badly probably.

met a girl today today. fvcked her today today. in her room o!