Abuja own no be here, abeg…

The town is a study in contradiction, it still has some air of mystique hovering over it, and while it is not the archetypal stereotype of a capital city- as it is just that, a seat of government- Abuja offers her own unique frills and thrills like any other bustling cosmopolitan commune. One of the things Abuja has to offer aplenty is women, and you get to meet different types, sizes and shapes.

Since 90% of Abuja residents were not born here, so it then becomes imperative to know that we all met here, everybody came from one part of the country or the other and we are all sojourners here. No one knows Abuja more than the next man, and nobody is a son of the soil here.

No one is daughter of the soil either. The girls come from all over, and only few were born here. InterCity Adventures unveils for you, the 10 types of girls you are bound to meet in this bustling city.

10. The footloose married Girl
You see this type every where- they are married yes, but only just, and almost merely in name only. You see them driving nice, small cars, with a kid or two infront- but you only need to wink at them from your own car for them to smile back, hoping you will pull her over- their stock in trade doing young studs by the side or the alhaji or Senator that assures them of more affluence.

You meet them at the malls Jabi Lake, Silverbird, Next Cash n Carry, Ceddi or the normal markets- Wuse, Garki, Utako or Gwarinpa- start up a conversation and bingo, they give you their digits. They meet up with their studs at obscure gardens or quiet roof top restaurants, and from there, what ever happens is then between two consenting adults.

9. The Rich Girl
This is the most difficult type of girl to run into in Abuja. She moves around in tinted cars and lives behind tall, wrought iron gates. Her circle is tight and close and her father is a rich business mogul, politician or a #Dasukigate beneficiary.

The only places to catch her are those stand alone upscale places in maitama and Asokoro- nail bars, massage parlors, beauty spas and what have you. You don’t even see these types at the likes of shoprite, Game or Spar- no. They don’t go there, except there’s some authentic designer outlet located within the vicinity of the mall. When Selara faces was at Ceddi, that used to be a famed stop of theirs. They don’t go to clubs, strictly house parties and get togethers.

You cant ever ever get to meet them, except you are introduced by an acquinatnce. They simply don’t want to mingle with any body outside their circle and if per adventure you see them at the airport, they are walking hastily into the VIP or protocol lounge to wait for their flight.

8. The working Class Girl
The most popular type of girl in Abuja. She is not the rich girl- even if she works with NNPC or Talaveras, we simply call her working class. She does a little bit of whoring by the side as well, or else how can she, as a banker maintain her fly lifestyle on a paltry 150k a month?

If she works for a government parastatal, on 80k or as a marketer, 40k a month? She prides herself on her independence and revels in the fact she can pay her bills- format, all na wash.

When she meets a guy and once she has put on the screws, she never forgets to tell the guy her rent is expiring the following month and her landlord is on her neck, for a mere N2.5m. Or she could come up with a different caper, that she is quitting her job soon and is in the process of opening her boutique and needs just a mere $5k or $10k to complete her shopping in Dubai.

If she has no liver or pities you, she bites you for less- she tells you to atleast pay for her return ticket- $3k5 business class, though she flies economy when she is paying by her self. For the guy that doesnt have anything, she says she needs just a 100k for some pressing expense. She is driving an EOD or 2012 Camry but that’s all, she is looking for a husband and can’t do anything for anybody, not even her dog.

7. The Runz Girl
This is the girl who owns Abuja- the night life that is. Wuse 2 is her domain and Maitama her forte. She sleeps all through the day and moves only in the night. She is a regular face at all the fleshpots in town- Krystal, Aramis, Cubana, The Bank etc- she is the club girl, part of the Stilleto armada. She is always looking trashy in high heels and skimpy dresses

The club is her office- where she makes money and badoo, her business organizer. These types are found all over the city mostly in Wuse and Wuse 2. Everybody knows where they live- Gonder street in Zone 1, Abidjan street in Zone 3, Badagry street in Area 2, Emeka Anyaoku in Area 11 all in Garki, where they pay between 5k to 10k per week to lay their heads.

Like I said, they sleep during the day, except they step out in the afternoon to bank their overnight take (they stay 5 or 6 in a room, so they cant afford to keep their money in their bags). They charge young guys with plenty of talk and no money 10k, the big pot bellied men, 30k, when they catch a real mugu maybe 50 or even 100k.

The out of towners once they come always tag up as a duo in a hotel room, get a discount from management and stay upwards of 2weeks receiving clients all through the day- guys they have lined up on Badoo. You find these ones mostly at the Wuse Zone 6 hotels- Amso, Oriental, Regent etc, where they are given 15k rooms for 10k a day.

6. The Undecided
This type claims she is not a Runz girl in the sense that she doesn’t club, doesn’t go out at night and doesn’t ask a man ‘how much are you giving me?’ when they meet.

However, she doesn’t work, has no discernible source of income yet lives in a room self contained or room & parlor in Gwarinpa, Area 11 or Wuse 2, where she is paying between 500k-700k. She believes in dating, but dates only rich guys or guys who can pick her bills.

So when you meet this type of girl, you wine and dine her, go through the Jim Iyke- Ini edo lovey dovey process of Nollywood and by the time she drops her pants, the guy realizes he has spent close to 100k or 200k over the course of a week.

She is always looking fly, always travelling, but the neighbors cant really tell how she makes money. They are always into something to do with entertainment, events or contracts, or they will tell you they sell clothes- wash, rinse, set and dry.

5. The Kept woman
This one, like her name implies, does nothing except live off a man and wait for the weekly visits of her benefactor. She is a rich man’s paramour, the chattel of an Alhaji, politician of soldier. She has a swank shop at Silverbird or Jabi lake and lives life on the red carpet, not bothered about a husband. This type is often in her early thirties to forties. She is well taken care of and has no complaints, knows all the big men and is a big shot in the city. Her life is the dream of many Runz Girls.

4. The Student
Her only problem is recharge card and hair extensions, so the moderately well off guys prefer these ones- atleast they can meet these expenses. Married guys who also don’t want to keep spending money on Runz Girls and high class hookers also like this type. Nassarawa State University provides a steady pool, Gwags, Baze, Law School and a host of new private universities mushrooming around the city provide a steady pool. Its easy to spot them around the haunts in town- they are always in agroup of twos or threes, looking around timidly in modest dresses and flats (no heels). This type is the subsidy girl in these hard times of Change.

3. The Born Again spinster
If you are ready for marriage, approach this one- else just go your way. She has been burned several times, her heart is now charred like an earthen ware pot. She invites you to church on Sundays and midweek programs on week days. She is the worst nightmare for a hit and run guy- she will frustrate and bamboozle....

http://intercityadventures.com/2016/03/08/10-types-of-girls-you-meet-in-abuja/

Lols. Absolutely spot on.

So in summary, abuja ladies are all ashewo covertly and openly, lazy and live off men. Interesting

Inetresting

Omo! U sabi dem well!

There is a class for every dude. Interesting

Absolutely wonderful read. I've not stayed in Abuja for too long, but the little I know is in tandem with all that the OP described.

This thread deserves front page.

10 9 8 7 5 so familiar with. So love living in abj

Curvysola where yo at?? Pick ur lucky number

Funny enough I prefer abuja northern girls to lagos girls click like if you agree with me

Where is 1 2 3 nah. I cant see any description of me.

Hmmmmm

I didn't hear about the easy going early twenty something babe with no flings under her belt.

No good girls in abj?