An escaped prisoner breas into a house and finds a young couple in bed. He pulls the guy and ties him in a chair and then ties the wife down th the bed. He climbs on top of her, kisses her on the neck and he gets up and goes to the bahroom.
while they're alone, the husband says,"Baby, this guy probably hasn't sen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck! If he wants sex, don't resist, just do what he says and we might grt out of this alive. Be strong honey, and remember that no matter what happens, i love you.
"oh, he wasn't kissing my neck," the wife responds. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he finds you attractive and incredibly sexy and asked if we keep vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong Honey, i love you dearly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha heard it b4 bt stil makes me laugh. Hehehehehehehehe

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