Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Vikky014:
dts cool. i'm an extrovert but mumsy is trying so hard to turn me to an introvert bt it wont work

enoch273:


Okay just read through, although girls are still the worst, the degree they ve in these gold digging is out of this world..

Well I checked you out and damn! You are beautiful, I hope you don't mind if we become friends? Here is my digit: 08179538301......

Toks2008:


Na una dey make this babe head dey swell.

to me Jadekitana remains the regular lady and until i see her one on one,i still consider her presumed outward beauty as an illusion.

HateU2:

Teempakguy:
Well, Gold digging is originally a male profession. so this shouldn't come as a surprise.

While that is being said, Sorry about the mediocre guys you are attracting into your life. It should however give you a clue as to what kind of person you are. birds of the same feather unsurprisingly flock together.

P0intBlank:


Relax, I feel u. I was taken aback when the OP took offense. A pure case of misunderstanding. These things happen. I have a feeling u're from a place where Okpo means money.

Marlvin:
nwa mara mma, ihe nkea dikwa nwute eziokwu . Accept My sympathy, May The Good Lord bless her soul. #kasie inugo .

chisco82:

Accept My condolence.

Lsofdk:

my sincere condolence

dyn1800:
Abi Nwa Yoruba oo....

Jadekitana:


Check my signature, I have no time for such rubbish.

sinistermind:
No offence to the OP but why do u girls see ursefs as victims in relationships? Because a guy is yet to post something of such doesn't exonerate ladies. A vast majority of Nigerian ladies sees nothing wrong asking a guy some of those questions above.

coded06:

I like ur teeth. lol

hehehehe . make I shine am more na

Jadekitana:


Another fraudster or gigolo sighted!

ThoniaSlim:
I've got to say I understand where this poster is coming from. You can't meet a guy in Lagos now without him asking questions like where you live or work. One he-male even suggested coming to visit me at work. Like seriously? You think my office is an eatery where you can stop by anytime? I didn't bother replying him.

donbenedict:
I swear. I wonder why lalasticlala moved this to d front page. Phew

Smellymouth:

Jadekitana:


Cutehector or whatever you call yourself, I noticed u always first to rush into my threads,is that a sign of boredom or joblessness? Now let's make things clear, I don't like you, your opinion is as useless as the p in psychology! Don't come here derailing my thread, I can be very friendly and the same time a thorn in your flesh! I don't mention you, I never do so i'd suggest u stop following me back to back like a Hot he-goat who smells c.unts! I believe i'm clear.

Toks2008:


No no no be like that o.

I am indeed impressed by Jadekitana because of her creativity and intelligence and because of that i see more of her threads making front page but im not just cool when guys drool over a lady because of her looks.

GOD knows i would have never never taken a second look at her if i never found her write ups fascinating because an intelligent lady is a great turn on for me any day anytime anywhere and she is indeed very very intelligent. https://www.nairaland.com/2609011/guywhat-greatest-turn-off-lady

So if she is reading this i want her to know that if i ever extended a hand of friendship to her,its because of her IQ and not her overrated outward beauty.

HateU2:

I miss ya

Jadekitana:


Cutehector or whatever you call yourself, I noticed u always first to rush into my threads,is that a sign of boredom or joblessness? Now let's make things clear, I don't like you, your opinion is as useless as the p in psychology! Don't come here derailing my thread, I can be very friendly and the same time a thorn in your flesh! I don't mention you, I never do so i'd suggest u stop following me back to back like a Hot he-goat who smells c.unts! I believe i'm clear.

donbenedict:
u havnt seen her before in reality, hav u?

Toks2008:


I have not but i dont get carried away by the outward beauty of a lady...NEVER.

The point is that she is definitely an intelligent lady judging from her threads. i dont need to meet her one on one before i know that.

nikkypearl:

Op la cute btw

Toks2008:


Jade please i think at this juncture i would like to advice that you take it cool with these people.

I see you registered this year but i have been on this site since 2007 which is just two years after it made its presence online.

The fun in nairaland is the diverse opinion and sometimes abuses,curses,lash out even from those who seemingly will never have the guts to face you one on one offline and that you must be ready to deal with.

Also learn to ignore and not respond to every derogatory remarks but make your point and only respond to comments that are seasoned with intelligence and void of vulgarity.

I hope to see more of your threads on front page and i must commend you for your creativity but nevertheless please try to ignore many harsh comments from people cos you wil get more of them as you create more threads...please dont let bad comments wer you out.

donbenedict:
alright. She is here, why not ask for a date.

HateU2:

I miss ya

Toks2008:


I laugh in Swahili.

In all my years on Nairaland, i have never asked any nairaland lady for a date and im not about to start today or even tomorrow.

Friends YES but as a date HELL NO.

If we start a form of friendship and i see any reason to take it to another level why not but im too decent and disciplined to jump into an affair with an online personality.

I am just thrilled by her creativity and i get bored relating with ladies of low IQ.

donbenedict:
u two should just get bak along... i"m sorry I tried puttn an assunder tho.. u guys look cute together.

Smellymouth:


Miss ya too