This must be a joke oh

Olojukokoro, Alatenuje, One man band

WHATEVER..

Nnemuka:
even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

they do it only when you start doing over-eating like benz 230 1992model

Hahahaha

He is truly generous.

Nnemuka:
even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

Haba, Nnemuka

ebubemicky:
I don laf too much?

Yes oo infact 100much

akegists:
Moral of the story: not all guys are after your hole

nice one man. really nice

had such a long day, this made me laugh so much lol

Chai ti e ba e, Op thanks, the tension wey my body just waka

*singing*...wa fe ku lale yii...

Lol! see how awuf dey run ur belle, if na me I for just enter their restroom disappear through the back door, simple

Lmao

Baddest guy

Nnemuka:
even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

You sure must have giving the guy a reason to want to save his soul abi him wallet sef,lol

adeseun22:
u sef na alatenuje, u initially wanted to use 1k cos u see ifa, u con increase am to 10k. u go wash tire.

Walai no be only plates e go wash.. Na the whole restaurant

Hehehehe am new here though!

LMAO

Though this sound concocted, i had a real similar case in my university days.

I was so broke and my body lotion got exhausted. I had only N200 and the small size of my lotion was N450. After asking of prices of several other ones knowing i couldnt pay for my prefered type. I was handed over the one i chose that was just cheap at N150 so i can save N50. I man next to me watching all the while touched me and said "Never settle for cheap things". He asked me to return it and asked the shop keeper to give me my prefered lotion. I took it after giving him all the gratitude i could.

Lmao!! This is really funny

HateU2:
Yes oo infact 100much

lol sorry

lol

Gerraout of here....funny dude

who buys food @ an eatery without paying first( not a restaurant ooo) #justsaying

OP you get big long throat sha! From one bail u upgrade to 10k. Shuoooo na only you waka come?

Nnemuka:
even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

Why will he stay when he see you ordering heaven and earth?

KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".

A tipical Nigerian lady,,,,,,this answers and confirms an earlier thread!

GREEDY pEOPLE WILL ALWAYS PAY THE PRICE, and if that story isn't fiction, then you must have for sure payed yours.....

Nnemuka:
even sane nigerian men do it. they can take you to the most expensive restaurant, ask you to order for any thing you like and before you finish your meal he wont be anywhere in sight.

Yes for people that always wants to eat from where they did not sow.

Atenu..

KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".

why b say na only lasgidi way mad man go tell sensible mumu dis kind tin? Same lasgidi begger go wear coat abi na suit con dey beg persin way dey wear tshirt? No b same jamb question make jamb add 40 kg for dem mark.? Nawa oooo

Not funny at all. U bin no no say d man na mad man from his appearance abi wetin u dey tell me now?U r coming here to crack a childish jokes and people up there are laughing like a bonanza chicken. Quote me, You are on your own.