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Salary – N65, 000 ($500) per month

SELECTION CRITERIA

Essential

All applicants
· must be a registered member of Movement for Emancipation of Niger Delta (MEND) or Niger Delta Volunteer Force (NDVF)
· must have lived in the Niger Delta region of Nigeria, within the last 10 years
· must have previously engaged in militancy or guerilla warfare
· must have proven track record of human kidnapping, especially expatriates.
· must have proven track record in destruction of oil pipelines and other major oil installations
· must have proven track record in the use of AK-47 and “rocket propelled grenades”
· must have track record of driving speedboats, dingy, and canoes.

Desirable
· must understand the operation of onshore and offshore oil exploration facilities
· must understand oil bunkering techniques
· must be willing to engage in election rigging.
· must be willing to be a member of the Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP)

All applications must be submitted in person to

Mallam Umar Yar’Adua
The Presidency,
Aso Villa
Abuja
Nigeria
Tel: +234 9 6500000 E-mail <a href="mailto:mallam.yaradua@presidency.gov.ng">mallam.yaradua@presidency.gov.ng</a>

Please note that only the first 10,000 applications will be accepted. Submission of multiple applications will result in automatic disqualification.

Closing date – 60 days from the date of this advertisement

Notes for all applicants
· The government reserves the right to extend the deadline for submission of applications.
· The government reserves the right to refuse application from specified persons.
· There is no right of appeal for applications that are refused.

signed

Head of Human Resouces
Ministry of Niger Delta
Abuja
Nigeria