#345 Seun Street,
Off Lalasticlala Junction,
Lagos Nigeria
14-03-16

The President,
Federal Republic of Nigeria.


Sir,

Consider Sacking yourself as Petroleum Minister, and Me as your replacement.

After examining the complains of staff of NNPC, PENGASAN and NUPENG about non communication existing between your office and the employees, I hereby call for your imediate resignation from the position as substancial petroleum minister. I also present myself as a replacement for the following reasons.

1. I have made my assets declaration public. You do not need to ask. Find details here. https://www.nairaland.com/2490618/he-finaly-made-assets-declaration

2. I am a graduate with vissible certificate. Copies of it can be retrieved at anytime from any job board

3. I am a diasporan and have visited many countries for my mind. In this regard, you dont have to worry about having two ministers from one state even though you claiming the petroleaum minister violated that.

I can't remember anymore reasons for now. I promise to feed you with more reasons when I am made the substancial Minister of Petroleum.

Before I write the 'yours sincerely' part, I will like to give reasons why you should resign with imediate effect.

1. Your trustees and trusters are beginning to doubt your ability to be the president and the minister of petroleum at the same time. Odigie Oyegun think that you are a marketer marketing Nigeria for the international populace. Even the vice president has began to ask question if Nigerians support that poor people be given N5000 Naira promised by APC after You have told Nigerians that you would rather do agricultural development than give the N5000 promise.

2. The Anointed one, Kachikwu, has to wait on you to take an action as minister of state in that portfolio. Why must he be reduced to that given that he is more experience and educated than you and again, his experience is current unlike yours which was over 30 years ago. Why must he be reduced to only doing his work when you give him the go ahead. This bureaucracy has made communication gap between him and the stakeholders in that ministry to be staled. He has developed two mouth trying to make you look good but we are on longer buying it. You really need to resign.

3. How can you develop a plan for Nigerians to build and manage modular refinaries which is believed to be the way to go for Nigeria when you are busy lobbying for investors to come and do that. Your investors can't manage Nigeria better than Nigerians.

4. You are lookig for friendship with other countries. What countries are looking for are allies and for you to achieve that, you must be ready to take your allies friends as your friend and your allies enemies as your enemy. But you have gone about provoking countries by making deals with both friends and enemies of your allies and taking decisions that undermine their trust.. That is a time bomb.

5. If Aboki is complaining that things are bad. it means that you have failed them. Although, they would rather have you than me as president, it is evident that you combining duties have made things difficult.

Given those reasons, I will urge you to anounce me as replacement as soon as you get this letter.

Thank you.

Finally, the yours sincerely part has come

Yours sincerely,

Victor Els.
Nairalander.

Hahahahaha... FP things...

You have a point there....Wish you Goodluck

Who know you?

babyfaceafrica:
Who know you?

I am not asking to be president.

BUHARI SHOULD BE EITHER AGRIC OR TOURISM MINISTER

victorels:
I am not asking to be president.

petroleum minister if very powerful cos thast what we rely onm..oga you no fit smell am

babyfaceafrica:
petroleum minister if very powerful cos thast what we rely onm..oga you no fit smell am

Wach and see. President Buhari is on Nairaland. He will send his invitation through Nairaland.

nice try

Dullardhino

victorels:

Wach and see. President Buhari is on Nairaland. He will send his invitation through Nairaland.

lmao....clown

Buhari is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria....
I expect Zombies to come and defend their Dullard Master

Befor people WI see sanity in what you have just put up there, your bone may av been rotten in Kuje or kirikiri prison.


Nice points Bro.... Wish u all the best

Pwayne2016:
Buhari is the worst thing to happen to Nigeria....
I expect Zombies to come and defend their Dullard Master

The truth is nija has beverage had any good president or enjoy any good leadership

who you help

Other leaders when taking office promise their people good things but Buhari promised hard times, now it have started,no light,no fuel,high cost of food, living,dollar rate, insecurity, FG terrorising his people,violation of court orders, FG killing unarmed protesters, FG backing fulaniHERDSman to kill,FG support western Sahara and Palestine independent but killing their biafra counterpart,FG invasion of Ekiti house, indeed hard times are here,but God who deliver us from Abacha will still deliver us again, say Amen.

baebae:
who you help

Forget oo.

I have helped millions of Nigerians.

Its like some one doesn't want my letter to be seeen. seun. call obiniscopy to do something.

It should be with immediate effect

more like the joke of the year

i still remember writing this. Mynd44.