Good Morning Nairaland people!
I felt like taking a cruise through the laws that mods have spelt out for using this forum, since the banning rate is becoming directly proportional to that of dollar rise .

And I noticed so many interesting things...

Ofu:- There's no Law No. 17! (Is it the Mods' law, or a gross oversight?)

Ibūō:- Most of the laws are rephrased editions of each other

Itō:- There is little or no Democracy in churning out these laws (there's nothing like "We, Nairalanders do solemnly undertake to...blah-blah-blah), which goes a long way to show why the laws are broken everytime!

Inō:- A lot of Nairalanders enjoy breaking Law Nos. 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 12, 15, 19 & 20! (Meanwhile, must Biafra be mentioned as example, huh? Why not say 'agitators')

Ise:- Punishments are not spelt out for those that instigate others by inciting hate comments

How do you think these laws can be improved upon so as to be more effective?

Which of them have you disobeyed, and were you given the chance to appeal the mod's decision

Now...sit, relax; take a cruise with me as we check out these Laws (Seun's Laws). Enjoy

Seun's 1st Law -
Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Seun's 2nd Law -
Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

Seun's 3rd Law -
Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).

Seun's 4th Law -
Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.

Seun's 5th Law -
Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

Seun's 6th Law -
Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.

Seun's 7th Law -
Don't say, do, or THREATEN to do anything that's detrimental to the security, success, or reputation of Nairaland.

Seun's 8th Law -
Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Seun's 9th Law -
Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g scams, plagiarism, hacking, gay meetings, incitement, promoting Biafra.

Seun's 10th Law -
Don't violate the privacy of any people e.g. by posting their private pics, info, or chats without permission.

Seun's 11th Law -
Don't create distracting posts with: ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc.

Seun's 12th Law -
Don't insert signatures into your posts. Instead, add the desired signature to your profile.

Seun's 13th Law -
Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland using the (Report) button.

Seun's 14th Law -
Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.

Seun's 15th Law -
Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them.

Seun's 16th Law -
Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland.

(Please, did anyone notice with me, that there's no 17th Law? SMH)

Seun's 18th Law -
Don't spam the forum by advertising in the wrong places or posting the same content many times.

Seun's 19th Law -
Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

Seun's 20th Law -
Complaints to or against moderators must be sent privately. Please don't disobey, disrespect, or defame them.

Seun's 21st Law -
Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Seun's 22nd Law -
Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments.

Blaiming the yorubas/SW for Nigeria's current woes(which is obvious)attracts a ban.

Don't bother emailing the mods after a ban,no need.

There is gross abuse of power by the politics session mods.

The politics session mod is driven by emotion,less matured to handle that session.

The mods interpret the laws differently. They need reorientation,that's why they ban anyhow. My annoyance with Seun is not providing a channel for those who are banned to present their cases.