You tried to tell this girl you met on palmchat how you felt about her. As she laughed at your dope punchlines and word-puns, you thought
you were winning her heart. But then
she said, “Uncle, I see you like a brother
from another mother”. You nearly
fainted from the shock but you
managed to hold on to a nearby pole.
As you walked home, you felt like a
chief that was relieved of his chieftancy
title. You blamed yourself for wasting
those rhymes and punchlines on her
when you could go to the studio and do
a song that could win you the Grammys.
Her response, “Uncle, I see you like a
brother from another mother”, kept
playing in your head.
You are 28 and she is 25. You wondered
if you are old enough to be her uncle.
Then it dawned on you that you have
been sent on exile to the land of the
dreaded friendzone – the oblivion of no
return. You tried to find a name for this
kind of zone. Friendzone? Familyzone?
Just then a message alert came up on
your phone. It read, “Dear customer, to
migrate to the MTN Family and
Friends…” you nearly smashed the
device on the tarred road.
On approaching your street, a tiny voice
greeted you, “Good evening, Uncle!”,
you turned around to see who it was.
You saw Yetunde, the dumbest kid you
taught at a school in the
neighbourhood. “Look here, little devil.
Go and meet your uncle in your family
house. I am not your uncle”, you barked
at her. On getting home, your eyes
caught on some lettering written in red
paint on the signboard of the
church directly opposite to your house.
It read “Zonal headquarters”. You legs
betrayed your body as you passed
out. You opened your eyes on the
hospital bed with an almost exhausted
pint of drip fixed into your vein.
You turned your head to the right, you
saw a rose flower and a complimentary
card on the cabinet near your
bed. Turning to the left, you saw her.
“Happy Valentine’s day, bro!”, she said.

Credit: @Sarcasticboi @palmchat

Michealoguns:

You feel the pain right?

Which kind of yeye story is this one?

Seems this Ode OP copied the thread somewhere

Copy and Paste OP

Shoot

Ishilove or Obinoscopy, I'm sure you both are the Chiefs of Friend Zones

easrael:
Which kind of yeye story is this one?

Seems this Ode OP copied the thread somewhere

Copy and Paste OP

Shoot

Ishilove or Obinoscopy, I'm sure you both are the Chiefs of Friend Zones

Lol stop hating nah....due credit was given to the original author

oginineme:


Lol stop hating nah....due credit was given to the original author

LOL

I am not joor..