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A LOVE Note Of An ACCOUNTANT To His Love by reyin(m): 9:40am On Mar 15, 2016 |
In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your
affection.
Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already
adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true
assets
On double-entry system In
addition,
our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out.
Your beauty is the capital of
business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade
discount,
I openly give you a cash
discount
And thus my partner, Our trading
and
profit-loss account will show
super profit
My dear let us reconcile,
all our errors and total the
trial balance of our affairs
arithmetically without
maintaining
any suspense account.
In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities!
If they are boys, they will be our
sundry debtors
If they are girls, they will be our
sundry creditors
But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally
automatically! |
Re: A LOVE Note Of An ACCOUNTANT To His Love by sinaj(f): 9:42am On Mar 15, 2016 |
*yawns* Iz dat all |
Re: A LOVE Note Of An ACCOUNTANT To His Love by Strahovski1(m): 9:43am On Mar 15, 2016 |
Nonsense. That's what they'll be saying. When they marry now she will turn to slave and punching bag. Men.. smh |
Re: A LOVE Note Of An ACCOUNTANT To His Love by reyin(m): 9:47am On Mar 15, 2016 |
strahov, i am seeim *m* on ur profile. Guy but y!!! When u say men? Am nt condemning u but when u xclaim *men* |
Re: A LOVE Note Of An ACCOUNTANT To His Love by reyin(m): 9:48am On Mar 15, 2016 |
strahov, i am seeing *m* on ur profile. Guy but y!!! When u say men? Am nt condemning u but when u xclaim *men* rada than some men |
Re: A LOVE Note Of An ACCOUNTANT To His Love by Greene66: 10:02am On Mar 15, 2016 |
reyin: It's because he is a man of truth and says it as it is. It's not some men but MOST/MAJORITY men especially in 9ja. All dis love poems are fake. When they marry he forget check and balance and ledger and cash discount. He turn her to one foot stool or slave that has no say in marriage. Turn to authority figure. Abeg I don't buy these silly love poems any more. He will even still cheat.. mtcheew |
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