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An Excommunicated God by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jul 20, 2009
Just another 'parable' I thought I might share =>

A public sinner was excommunicated and forbidden entry to
the church.

He took his woes to God. "They won't let me in, Lord, because I am a sinner."

"What are you complaining about?" said God. "they won't let me in either!"
Re: An Excommunicated God by Tudor6(f): 10:49pm On Jul 20, 2009
It figures. . . ." For the son of man will come like a theif in the night". . .since sensible people wouldn't let him in he decides to come steal our senses.
Tell the son of man i've got my 9mm magnum pistol. . .
Re: An Excommunicated God by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jul 22, 2009
. . . Sometimes we have enough religion to hate but not enough to love. . .
Re: An Excommunicated God by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jul 22, 2009
Love isnt the problem of the church at all . . . it is that we have thrown away the gospel of salvation to teach what will scratch the ears of the hearers.
Re: An Excommunicated God by noetic2: 12:34am On Jul 23, 2009
Tudór:

It figures. . . ." For the son of man will come like a theif in the night". . .since sensible people wouldn't let him in he decides to come steal our senses.
Tell the son of man i've got my 9mm magnum pistol. . .

u never cease to crack me up grin

I hope u know what awaits u in the world to come?
Re: An Excommunicated God by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2009
. . . Religious people have a natural tendency to be cruel because they easily sacrifice PERSONS for the advancement of a PURPOSE. . .

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