I know Quite a few languages and I'm very convinced now that English Language is a crazy one!
For instance, there is neither pine nor apple in pineapple. Also , Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea. A god-father is neither ones father nor is he a god.
Writers write, Drivers drive but Cobblers don't cob neither do potters pot. Moreover, fingers don't fing and Hammers
don't  ham, or do they? Someone from Nigeria is addressed as a Nigerian, someone from Liberia is called a  Liberian, people from Jamaica are called Jamaican, but can you call citizens of Hong Kong Hong Kongans?.
A Teacher taught you, but did a Preacher praught to u? if we say Vegetarians are people that eat vegetables, then what do Humanitarians eat?,  humans? English is really a crazy language or am I the crazy one?

ask romade, a preacher praught to us

Rommie must have posted wrongly

Ben20001:

ask romade, a preacher praught to us

now u r funny

yeah, you are the crazy one

yeah, he lost one leg yestaday

Jeovy:

yeah, you are the crazy one

We . . . . . . . .

:d

Ben10 d cobbler just finished cobing my shoe

wen I'm not a Hong Kongian

But una fingers sabi fing o hare

u now have the problems of ingrish typing

a person who cooks is a cooker

a person who cooks is a cooker

a person who cooks is a cooker

got togo

run off

a person who post a sentence thrice is called wat?

A mistake

well i'm thinkin' and yeah u ARE the crazy one

Cheaters cheat and barbers barb

so

leyinjuege:

well i'm thinkin' and yeah u ARE the crazy one

wity wity

tytylayor:

so

so foolish like a pregnant spider

Spider too dey get bele ke

Yeah, hm don dey go fillage to give spider belle

dat na im job na

I greet una o, Captain, Ben, Oga teissy

Ah we dey fine, but Captain nor dey around ryt now. Ben10 has gone to d toilet, it's just Lysaa and I