1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're lucky). 2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4queue. (Daris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back" My bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOLZ! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, u c dem canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario....... CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date,they will ask someone else again. I tire 4 dis people oooooo."

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Broz...na true oo..