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| Fine Face, No Brain by nurmanteasynoni: 9:34pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her. She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel. The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness. And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune. She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen. About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her. After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me. She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?" I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise. She'd written: 'tarty tausan'! Olodumare!!!!!! I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand. Fine face, no brains. |
| Re: Fine Face, No Brain by domopps(m): 9:44pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
nurmanteasynoni: Op she even try self! Some of her peers would give you teller to kindly assist her from start to finish.............. Cheeeeeeeers |
| Re: Fine Face, No Brain by emeraldknytt(m): 9:49pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
thank heavens she didn't scribble it as she would appear to pronounce it tarri tasan  |
| Re: Fine Face, No Brain by oglalasioux(m): 9:50pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
She even tried. Most beautiful girls don't know the alphabet that starts their names. I'll settle for a smart intelligent woman beautiful or not. The beauty of a woman is in her brains. |
| Re: Fine Face, No Brain by nurmanteasynoni: 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
domopps:Haha,, u know that way,, she'lld have even saved her flaws for another day,, |
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