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Jokes Etc / Women And Sense.. Lmao by 2truthmatter(m): 2:06pm On Dec 31, 2016 |
*Man: Marry me?*
*Woman: Do you have a flat?*
*Man: No*.
*Woman: Do you have a* *Camry
car?*
*Man: No.* *Woman: How much is your
salary?*
*Man: No salary, but I....!*
*Woman: No but Wat.... ! You
have nothing. How can I marry
you? Leave please b4 I open eye for u!*
*Man: But I have one estate, 3
landed properties in GRA, 3
Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G
wagon. Why do I still need to buy
Camry. How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS...*
*Woman: that's why I told you to
leave, cause am coming to your
house myself to propose to
you....*lolzzzz |
Jokes Etc / Will You Judge Him Wrong For Lying To His Girlfriend? I Won't by 2truthmatter(m): 1:58pm On Dec 31, 2016 |
Lying to a Girl has become easy these days: . Girl: Baby can u speak Italian because u like watching their soccer so attentively?? . Boy: Yeah I understand everything . Girl: Can u speak a little of Italian so that I can hear you? . Boy: Nermar Totti messi Aceloti Piero maldin Di Natale konte . Girl : Wow what does that mean . Boy: In all days as long as am breathing u will always remain in my heart. . Girl: Thank u John , I love you so much my guardian angel. . Boy: Balotelli . Girl: Hmmm what does that one mean? . Boy: I love you too . Girl: Awwwwwww |
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Of The Sentence Gave You Joy While In School by 2truthmatter(m): 7:28pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
6 ofcurse |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Play Game, Comment On This Post Anybody That His Comment Has No Like Win by 2truthmatter(m): 5:29pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
LIKE AND DIE |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Most Hilarious Caption For This Picture by 2truthmatter(m): 11:50am On Dec 26, 2016 |
when your bae ran away after buying her iphone7 with your dad salary..u be like.. Ayaff DEAD 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let’s Play Diz Quick Fun Game...... by 2truthmatter(m): 9:13pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
bider |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let’s Play Diz Quick Fun Game...... by 2truthmatter(m): 5:10am On Nov 26, 2016 |
files |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let’s Play Diz Quick Fun Game...... by 2truthmatter(m): 3:42am On Nov 26, 2016 |
PULSE |
Jokes Etc / Let’s Play Diz Quick Fun Game...... by 2truthmatter(m): 3:41am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Our game is called ”Five Letter Change- A- Letter word game”. Ok? Here Is The Idea: Every reader is expected to change one letter from the previous reader’s 5 letter word, mix up the others and create a valid new word. Example: Say, for instance, I pick ‘SPLIT’ The next reader’s reply could be: SPOIL (replace ‘T’ with ‘O’) OR ….LIMPS (replace ‘T’ with ‘M’) OR … You got that, right? Our winners get 10GB free Data gift of Etisalat which can be use for just week. Courtesy “2TRUTHMATTER Entertainment” . Our winners will be the last 2 readers to drop their comments. He/she, all of them, get free data to be sent out on Saturday morning. Ready? Here are the basic Rules though: 1. New words should be exactly 5 letters long. 2. Only one letter must be changed. 3. Resultant word must be valid (it should exist on dictionary.com) lol Let’s have fun with this, guys. Hope y’all had a great day today? I’m starting off the game by dropping my word –”PURSE” Who’s next? Leggo And Let The Fun Begin!!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: FUN TIME!!! What Is The Funniest Wi-fi Name You Have Ever Come Across? by 2truthmatter(m): 3:39pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
LA click la death |
Jokes Etc / FUN TIME!!! What Is The Funniest Wi-fi Name You Have Ever Come Across? by 2truthmatter(m): 3:35pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Its so funny how some people are just so mean while naming their Wi-Fi, when you these funny names you will even be so scared to connect your device to it..lolsss So lets have some fun as we take a look at some funny names we might have come across, checkout some weird and funny name i saw below; * Connect and die * Connect make i see * Use and die * Go And Do Your Own sub Oya Nairalanders lets go drop yours below….. |
Jokes Etc / When Ur Husband Have Mouth Odour..lol by 2truthmatter(m): 5:08am On Nov 25, 2016 |
u be like..and the mc says its gonna last for 2 minutes.. i yaff die
|
Jokes Etc / Lwkmd..check This! by 2truthmatter(m): 4:54am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Three criminals are in the
court for getting their
punishment. The judge says: I
will give it corresponding to the
number of things you have
stolen. The first man received just a year for a can of
sardine. The second one got
30 years for taking a tray of
eggs. Akpos appeared to be
the least lucky, as he took a
bag of rice… |
Jokes Etc / Re: GBESE!!! Keke Driver And Passengers Flee After Bashing A Rang Rover ..LOL! by 2truthmatter(m): 9:50pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
dikeigbo2:.. come and see how people scatter..mama no knw pikin |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Else Did This Back Then In School? [see Photo] by 2truthmatter(m): 9:21pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
sarz:..LWKMD..INFACT I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL |
Jokes Etc / Re: Here Is A Funny Riddle “I Sold My Father’s House Which He Built With His ... by 2truthmatter(m): 9:12pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
padi94:..D guy that did that must be your role model |
Jokes Etc / GBESE!!! Keke Driver And Passengers Flee After Bashing A Rang Rover ..LOL! by 2truthmatter(m): 9:10pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
A guy named Toby shared this on
Twitter and it’s got people laughing.
The Keke he was in bashed a 2016
Range Rover SUV and, rather than
wait to apologize, they all
absconded. *laughs* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Here Is A Funny Riddle “I Sold My Father’s House Which He Built With His ... by 2truthmatter(m): 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
ORIGINAL BASTARD |
Jokes Etc / Here Is A Funny Riddle “I Sold My Father’s House Which He Built With His ... by 2truthmatter(m): 9:03pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Here is a funny Riddle for all NAIRALANDERS…. Lets Go “I sold my father’s house which he built with his Pension to buy an iPhone 7 for my boyfriend. What am I?” Be Sincere – What am I? Drop your Comments. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Else Did This Back Then In School? [see Photo] by 2truthmatter(m): 8:37pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
sarz:..sorry .. but i didnt attended public school sarz:..sorry .. but i didnt attended public school .. u attended umukoro community development high school |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Else Did This Back Then In School? [see Photo] by 2truthmatter(m): 4:11am On Nov 24, 2016 |
kratosonofzeus:YEA I LIVE AT CHINA |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Will You Do If You Are On This Plane????... by 2truthmatter(m): 10:42pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
I WILL JUMP OUT AND CALL THE POLICE |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Else Did This Back Then In School? [see Photo] by 2truthmatter(m): 10:39pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
[color=#990000][/color] i didn't..cuz i didn't school in nigeria ..twas newyork |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Will You Do To Save Your Self From The Shame? by 2truthmatter(m): 10:12pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
gimme contracocylinmaniasis drug i asked for day b4 yesterday |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Do You Call This In English? by 2truthmatter(m): 10:10pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
DICKSON..NOW.. COCKSON |
Jokes Etc / Re: See Me See Matter by 2truthmatter(m): 10:08pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
una don smoke? |
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