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Confirmed: She's Sleeping Over For The First Time. by femmysin(m): 2:25am On Mar 20, 2016
Whether you planned it or it came as a surprise, having a girl over can make any man anxious.
Find out what you need to do to get her comfy.


So you're finally letting her into your home. Depending on the state of your humble abode, she's either the luckiest woman in the vicinity or someone who might start running for the hills, You, as the owner of said abode, have a responsibility to make your guest as comfortable as possible.

Not every guy is lucky enough to afford a housekeeper on call. And not every guy has the luxury of setting aside an entire day to clean up the house at the drop of a hat. That's why l've come up with ways that are relatively easy and quick to execute, if you happen to suddenly find yourself expecting a house guest, while your home is in dire straits.


WHAT TO DO ON A PLANNED SLEEPOVER
She may say she'll love you no matter what, but you don't have to show her the warzone that is your house on the first sleepover! Set aside an hour or two to make your home more inviting.




1. CLEAN UP.
This one's a no brainer, but where do you start if you need a quick fix? Start with the bedroom.
Stuff all your junk someplace she won't bother to look, like the laundry room or your closet or under the bed. You can worry about it later. Not sure what stuff you should prioritize ? As a rule of thumb, anything on the floor and at eye level will catch her attention first, so declutter those areas first.

Then sweep the floor or quickly run a vacuum through any area you can be bothered to cover. As for the bathroom, just stash all the unsightly stuff into a cupboard or above the dresser. Scoop out the hair from the drain. And please, on behalf of all the women in the world, clean your toilet!
Last but not the least, anything that is even remotely related to any of your exes, whether they're pictures, gifts or clothes, must be stashed away in a place where your current lady love will never, ever find!



2. CHANGE THE SHEETS.
Girls are not too fond of lying down on sheets that are covered with hell knows what bodily fluids. Even if your sheets don't have stains, change them anyway to make sure they're fresh and ready for a night of sweaty sweaty lovemaking. Fresh sheets always feel ten times better than week-old ones that have been marinating in your man-sweat.


3. HIDE THE PO RN.
Yes, ladies know you buy the occasional porn magazines and pornography, but please they don't need evidence of it staring them in the face as they sit in your scanning through even nooks and crannies of your room. Remember its the first visit to your humble abode, just be a gentleman anf keep them away.


4. WARN THE ROOMIES.
If you have roomies, the best case scenario would be to get them out of the house for the duration of your girl's stay. There's nothing more awkward for a girl than walking down the hall and having a strange shirtless man suddenly run into her.
Its very uncomfortable for her at least a girl told me that once.
But if you can't get your roomies out of the house, at least ask them to expect a visitor. who knows, they might be nice enough to help you make your home a little more presentable.


5. REPLENISH THE STASH.
Your girl will probably already bring her own toiletries and clothes, so there's no need to worry about that. But since it's your home court, you'll need to be the one to supply all the other necessary implements such as food, drinks, condoms, postinor 2 and lube.
Nothing kills a mood faster than suddenly stopping to blame each other for the lack of condoms. So stock up on a couple of different ones and let her pick out which one she'd like you to use.


6. GET HER SOME ENTERTAINMENT.
Without overemphasizing this, I believe you should know that, you won't be getting it on throughout the entire night. So in the moments in between, plan something to keep both of you busy. Sure, you could always just talk and bond and cuddle and whatnot. But it still pays to be prepared.

The internet may be your savior. Just give her the wifi password, so she can go online when you've dozed off. If you don't have a connection at home, bring out a couple of books and magazines that she might like, and keep them by the nightstand. If she's not into that, pop a DVD or two and let her go on a series marathon with Suits or arrows or Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad or whatever else she might be into. You'll have a ton more to talk about when you've woken up.


7. PREPARE SOME MOOD LIGHTING.
Scented candles work wonders as they provide the perfect ambient light, While masking the smell. If it's too much of a fire hazard, go for a dim lamp. Relying on the street lights outside might not provide you with enough light to get anything done, while using your laptop as a nightlight might prove to be too distracting.

So expecting a visitor for the first time, go ahead and make it a day she will never forget in a hurry.
Re: Confirmed: She's Sleeping Over For The First Time. by iambijo(m): 7:59am On Mar 20, 2016
This is very important for dummies, thanks for sharing this
Re: Confirmed: She's Sleeping Over For The First Time. by Smellymouth: 8:01am On Mar 20, 2016
Now this is important cheesy

Re: Confirmed: She's Sleeping Over For The First Time. by Nobody: 8:43am On Mar 20, 2016
The cleaning part can be so tedious.

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