femi4:
buy smartphone, u no gree

atleast I no dey form.
So well God loves a cheerful giver, if you get me a gallantphone he no pass your power na.

Obipat:
why's all ur topic "see what i saw "

cos of amebo like u......attractn

falconey:

Lwkm

After you must have intimidate your friends with your OLD 268.

Loolzzzzzzzz. U get bad mouth walahi!!!!=.

SHEEGO2015:




Lol... Nigerians sha.... JAMB shud b scrapped... NYSC shud b scrapped... WAEC n NECO shud b scrapped.. NAIRALAND shud b scrapped ... If they scrap everything.... Wetin con go remain

boredom only a madcow wil like this comment!. No bastard should qoute me negatively!. #MySay.

ify2nyce:
you reap wah you sow

Were you der?

Many years ago, our own Chief Bola Ige (Late) dubbed JAMB in one interview as 'JAMBA'. In fact, the appelation is real now. In 2015, my son sat for the exam at the Poly, Ibadan. The result was never released. We went to JAMB office Ibadan eight times, we submitted the slip again 6 times purportedly sent to Abuja, No way. We were asked to go and sort it out in Abuja. No direction, no person to contact in fact, the Ibadan JAMB office staff is just behaving as if their is a secret thing going on. Even to ask for their name and phone number was a problem. I decided to contact JAMB directly. The Email on JAMB site was not working. The phone numbers NO TONE...the Contact Us page, no way. I shook my head for the fate of our future generation. Then, the Post UTME was approaching. We became very apprehensive as the date come closer. I took another step. I decided to send a friend to Abuja office. We wrote letter, attached the slip to it. My friend got to Abuja JAMB office and submitted the letter. He was asked to come the following day. The second day was a Friday, he was again asked to come the following Monday. On Monday, he met some candidates protesting non-release of their results. My friend was reliably told that activities on 2015 JAMB has been concluded and nothing can be done. I was still not satisfied, I tried another ingenious way. I came to FACEBOOK. Searched for Dibu Ojerinde. Sent a private message to the inbox, explained everything. Attached the slip again and surprisingly there was a response. I was directed by 'Dibu Ojerinde' to call one Mr.Akin on a given phone no. I felt happy. Called the guy, and he told me to send details. He sent me his email address and I sent him the details again. Four hours later, he called me and asked me it will cost me N50k to get it done and get the result released. Whao! I realized the FB page of purported Prof. Dibu Ojerinde was a fake. I just yabbed the guy and hanged up. I just told my boy....boy, wait for 2016. The question is why are our public servants are soo inaccessible? Why do the emails and contact addresses not going? Well, this is 2016. Maybe there is change now. As to my son, this year when we even saw the result at all, we celebrated it. The CBT on or off and meandering style notwithstanding, at least we saw the result. Our Late Bola Ige was right referring JAMB as 'JAMBA'. Do you agree?

Dis is an endtime result

MoneypassGod:
Person wey read na im serious, person wey pass na im no book.

she ent

am a studnt of AAU it my cousin
depa lyf

When enemies are at work be sensitive!!!Let us pray.

MoneypassGod:
Person wey read na im serious, person wey pass na im no book.

3

she ent

am a studnt of AAU it my cousin
depa lyfd

demo4ril97:
boredom only a madcow wil like this comment!. No bastard should qoute me negatively!. #MySay.

I can c whr d prob is. Y don't u sit ur parents down and ask y dey gave birth to a slowpoke like u.... #mythoughts.. Don't cross my lane rat... Or else u will find ur whole generation to blame....

ademoladeji:


I thought you had a post indicating you're a student of Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma?

yh d resukt z nt mine

SHEEGO2015:





Shit apens my sis.... AL we need do is to appeal to d gods of JAMB... But to dis...we need














=one bottle of lions brain oil... I mean d oil dat flows in d brain of lion
=268 amaphrodite cows
=3heads of late former heads of states
=750 male scorpions
=10 elephants with two legs
=16 mammals with barbaric behavior



If u can bring dat... Ur lost mark will be returned

name ur price n go get them all

ify2nyce:
you reap wah you sow

somebody told you that from 268scores, he saw that and you are saying '' you reap what you sow''.
how does this two things relate? if he really did something wrong, why did he get scores at the first places.
We should try and put ourselves in their shoes when commenting on somethings that relates to life and destiny.

apholaby007:
from *268 to dis

I'm sure you are impersonating a female moniker.

SHEEGO2015:






I can c whr d prob is. Y don't u sit ur parents down and ask y dey gave birth to a slowpoke like u.... #mythoughts.. Don't cross my lane rat... Or else u will find ur whole generation to blame....

attention seeker, don't get defamed okay!. Btw you dry like bush meat, castrated oaf.
Infact you don't even know the right use of punctuation marks'. Am So sorry, for your future might be at stake.
#PEACE.

their should be a room for Jambites.….........zzzzzzzyawns!!!!!

apholaby007:
from *268 to dis

did you do your biometric verification before and after the exam?

Am I the only one who noticed the OP is Bisexual

demo4ril97:
attention seeker, don't get defamed okay!. Btw you dry like bush meat, castrated oaf.
Infact you don't even know the right use of punctuation marks'. Am So sorry, for your future might be at stake.
#PEACE.

Judging from dis ur rant. I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

olagamalin:
You still have time to respond....instead of finding out how you got caught and rectifying it

Moblord:
did you do your biometric verification before and after the exam?

yh she d afta nt b4 due to dey startd late arund 9pm instead of 1

SHEEGO2015:




Judging from dis ur rant. I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

it obviously a pity that you can't merge words accurately, I have what it takes to deliver you from your misconception(s), mind you I don't think I will have to keep brawling with a junk. Keep qouting me till rapture!!!.

ify2nyce:
you reap wah you sow

How? How will computer know who is impersonating and who is not?

Milliano007:
hmmm today somebody came to my work place to type a to #Jamb iin Abuja for wrong score in English language she got 28.... In the letter she said she want #Jamb to re-score her English..

the girl is even better than you, can you just read the poor you typed?

apholaby007:
from *268 to dis

Pls wah status bar app u dey use?

Ksslib:
Ah ha. Na wa oh! So dem still follow you reach jamb server.? My dear, your village people have gone digital.

Buaaaahahaahaahahhaha @digital

Ksslib:
Ah ha. Na wa oh! So dem still follow you reach jamb server.? My dear, your village people have gone digital.

Nigerian broadcasting commission must have served them the "go digital" memo too and they dont want to be fined 1trillion naira like....enhm(d yellow network),heheheheheh,awo iyaami alake.

Do not panic, just relax and check it later, it might be due to the fact that the jamb server is currently malfunctioning.

Hello, pls I am an ND holder in mass communication, my last cgpa was 2.21. Pls do I av hope for D. E at uniosun and what course does it go for. Pls I need advice and informations. Tankz

Milliano007:
hmmm today somebody came to my work place to type a to #Jamb iin Abuja for wrong score in English language she got 28.... In the letter she said she want #Jamb to re-score her English..

amebo. You don't respect your customers privacy.

wealthgro:
Many years ago, our own Chief Bola Ige (Late) dubbed JAMB in one interview as 'JAMBA'. In fact, the appelation is real now. In 2015, my son sat for the exam at the Poly, Ibadan. The result was never released. We went to JAMB office Ibadan eight times, we submitted the slip again 6 times purportedly sent to Abuja, No way. We were asked to go and sort it out in Abuja. No direction, no person to contact in fact, the Ibadan JAMB office staff is just behaving as if their is a secret thing going on. Even to ask for their name and phone number was a problem. I decided to contact JAMB directly. The Email on JAMB site was not working. The phone numbers NO TONE...the Contact Us page, no way. I shook my head for the fate of our future generation. Then, the Post UTME was approaching. We became very apprehensive as the date come closer. I took another step. I decided to send a friend to Abuja office. We wrote letter, attached the slip to it. My friend got to Abuja JAMB office and submitted the letter. He was asked to come the following day. The second day was a Friday, he was again asked to come the following Monday. On Monday, he met some candidates protesting non-release of their results. My friend was reliably told that activities on 2015 JAMB has been concluded and nothing can be done. I was still not satisfied, I tried another ingenious way. I came to FACEBOOK. Searched for Dibu Ojerinde. Sent a private message to the inbox, explained everything. Attached the slip again and surprisingly there was a response. I was directed by 'Dibu Ojerinde' to call one Mr.Akin on a given phone no. I felt happy. Called the guy, and he told me to send details. He sent me his email address and I sent him the details again. Four hours later, he called me and asked me it will cost me N50k to get it done and get the result released. Whao! I realized the FB page of purported Prof. Dibu Ojerinde was a fake. I just yabbed the guy and hanged up. I just told my boy....boy, wait for 2016. The question is why are our public servants are soo inaccessible? Why do the emails and contact addresses not going? Well, this is 2016. Maybe there is change now. As to my son, this year when we even saw the result at all, we celebrated it. The CBT on or off and meandering style notwithstanding, at least we saw the result. Our Late Bola Ige was right referring JAMB as 'JAMBA'. Do you agree?

who read dis?