Adasun:
typing.........

Typing?

It should have been set by now. Okay when you are done typing alert us.

VaselineSquad:


i can smell ya mout 4rm here

naijaboiy:

We just want to stall yours a bit. You know it's the most anticipated event tonight.

KINGinVALHALA3:

If you called that an effort, then we would all have left online angry and pissed off if he didnt put a single effort. But wait o, that lines you read, would it win even your dog's heart? Please dnt laugh, as you can read, am not laughing, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha AUCHI WA VARE O

Laveda:

Nah laugh I dey here jor.. Ain't bothered

Princeparix:


I'm back Mr. Host.... No vex to speak English no easy.

Oliviaarims:
Lol...u guys got to take it easy on a bro,mehn...who was talking about Edegbe line? Not fair at all.

Leosirsir,u should've left Laveda outta ur punchlines. Laveda's bae,u know.

Smellymouth:

Ogbeni.. I haff reserved that seat for u. Come n seat down

vizkiz:


He probably thought this was some other dumb thread people waste their time on. Nigga didn't put any effort in those line. I felt like I was reading a love note from the 60s

Marlvin:




hehehe , seriously dude you're embarrassing the youngman

come on! I was just setting out my thoughts. You making me feel like a bad person already

KINGinVALHALA3:

You even tried for reading a love note from the 60s. For me, what i read was nothing other than a STORY.

LEOSIRSIR:
Browncookie even tho we met on a faceless forum I'm sure our story will make all the looku looku

It started as a game when I saw the thread wooing competition, but the magnetic force that drives me to you is unexplainable, we are total stranger but today gonna make our path crossed and we make it our of this thread as acquaintance
Everything about you speaks beauty, from your eyes to your nose and am sure your voice is as sweet like an acoustic guitar on a clef key, so bright and lovely.

I have been hovering over your personal picture all day trying to think of more but then I am just being silly I still don't know why I have fall. 
Baby tell me why am into you like this?
I'm crazy about you that I don't even know what to say
You know I've always imagined talking to you but I couldn't gather courage to talk you in fear that I might be turn down as you turn so many guys down.

But now even if you turn me down, I will still be happy and proud that all these other guys waiting for you to turn me down ,Im above them

Secretly they are dying for your body but they dare not come closer to you . Your body is to kill for, even to die for . 
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use to create an epitome of beauty like you.
Im sure say it took God more than the days he use in creating other being, because he take his time to mould you out browncookie.

I have reason so many things, my beautiful, sassy and elegant damsel
You are the only one that can save my existence. I have looked around this lovely forum  
I can't find anyone that is beautiful as you are even laveda can't stand your beauty, No one. 
So right now nothing can make me happy than you to just say you will be my mine.

I will do everything possible to make sure you are the happiest woman in this world. Just say anything you want I will do it.
Done cc naijaboiy

Angelberry:
where is my seat

Ray360:
alienstar! sighted. hello!

uyisteven:


*****

Aiit...Noted!

JeffreyJamez:


Na your own I dey wait..

Smellymouth:
Sit on my laps

Smellymouth:

lovely dp

AlienStar:
Ray, dear, how you doing?

naijaboiy:

We just want to stall yours a bit. You know it's the most anticipated event tonight.

vizkiz:


come on! I was just setting out my thoughts. You making me feel like a bad person already




can he get another chance? I bet he will do better the next chance given

Cc: naij aboiy

Lool...but the lady he wooed did not complain na. It's like she liked it sef.

Please let's leave it for him. It's not easy to come out to participate.

Angelberry:
pls don't start

Ray360:
lol.. Edegbe line. wicked!

BrownCookie:
Oh my!
Am speechless!

Princeparix:


I'm back Mr. Host.... No vex to speak English no easy.

RexKexMilann:
How are you today?