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Advise Needed Badly by rhozaay(m): 1:01am On Mar 24, 2016
Make una See me See wahalaoooo,
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. Friends since yesterday I still dey dia ooh, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112 years is lying down beside me, and he is asking me if my people never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down What should I do next?
Re: Advise Needed Badly by dikeigbo2(m): 1:44am On Mar 24, 2016
Just fake your death and .........runaway grin grin grin
Re: Advise Needed Badly by adorablepepple(f): 6:41am On Mar 24, 2016
Mtcheeeeew, people can believe foolish things sha
Re: Advise Needed Badly by rhozaay(m): 8:39am On Mar 24, 2016
fake ke?
Re: Advise Needed Badly by bonerVee(m): 9:17am On Mar 24, 2016
My broda i fyl ur pain. Trying to mak ppl laf isnt so easy since May last yr. Kip on gud wrk. Nice to always tink of ur death.

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