My name is daviyjones i am back with my world famous list, nairaland girls pretend a lot that they are not interested in the guys but wrong they are

Enough of intro, here they are

1. Tommfrench ; the former mr nairaland and the contestant for the upcoming silverbird MR NIGERIA. This guy got nairaland girls on their heels with his cool personality and one word poster. He never makes blunders like the rest in the quest to impress ladies.


2. Cutehector ; this the greatest romancelander of all time and the top running romancelander of the year, he has money,time and macho. He attracts lots of underage romance section girls , receiving not less that 30pms daily.


3. Naijaboiy ; we all know his trick he loves attacking girls he likes at first by posting his lawyer grammars to get their attention and leave them blushing, before you know the girls starting quoting him in every thread to get his attention.


4. Tosyne2much ;first warn your ex gf you know her she is annoying lately, this guy creates threads to tarnish ladies but his motive is to get their attention showcasing he is an ambitious guy with talent to get them in bed.


5. Stfuareyougod: he is a former thug , he has repented thanks to a celestial church in Lagos, he uses his swag to seduce the dumb romance section girls like....... I shouldn't mention i don't want a ban because of the counter thread loading.

6. Falconey; this guy act funny to get ladies attention from there sending lots of pm to them claiming what he is not, only the slowpoke girls will want to Bleep this guy not the intelligent ones.


7. mrcork : he starts by insulting girls for not using lighting creams, claims he lives in london and own a car, the gold diggers do fall for him just to get his imaginary money.


8. smellymouth ; he started as an idiot but now acting all mr responsible and serious to get those big cleavage girls attention disturbing them with pms per seconds , i heard he has sleep with 3 nairaland girls so far.


9. vizkiz : he is unemploy youth who trick girls to fall in love to dig their gold, he is romance section prominent golddigger of the year. He has had more sex with nairaland girls than any guy in the past 2years.

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Written by man of list

Many are mad but few are roaming

Hehe.... Ah jez de luk u wid ur list

see wetin unemployment dey cause!!







buhari why?

Hahaha. Op u get plenty time.

Smh

Mcteeew

Both u and the people u mentioned are jobless niggars whose sole aim in life is to become popular on here.

underage romance section girls? *faints* ma guy, why always you? Op no get soul at all!

Mtcheeeeeew...... Common sense ain't common afterall.

Lmao, this is a very funny thread. Struggling to see what the op is getting at.

Lemmie just park here!

funny post!!


funny sentences


joined together by few elements of truth, tho

op r u ok in d head?

discoprophet:
underage romance section girls? *faints* ma guy, why always you? Op no get soul at all!

That's cutehector for you

Tommfrench:
funny post!!



funny sentences



joined together by few elements of truth, tho

Oga, shey na true say u dey contest for Mr. Silverbird?

Are you jealous or what

tosyne2much:
Oga, shey na true say u dey contest for Mr. Silverbird?

the Man-of-list , can make anybody president overnight...

ok

STFUareyouGod:
Smh

Oga na dat ur own funny me pass oo former thug and tosyne2much own. But na true?

Crap!!! again crap!!!!

Incomplete list

CivilzedTyger:
Oga na dat ur own funny me pass oo former thug and tosyne2much own. But na true?

Me wey no even know the position wey kitty-cat dey

CivilzedTyger:
Oga na dat ur own funny me pass oo former thug and tosyne2much own. But na true?

lol. I have no idea what op is on about sir. I'm a very quiet dude

STFUareyouGod:
lol. I have no idea what op is on about sir. I'm a very quiet dude

Lol hope so too

tosyne2much:
Me wey no even know the position wey kitty-cat dey

I think this guy is envious of attention you're getting

CivilzedTyger:
Lol hope so too

Bros check my comments and post Na. I gentle wella

STFUareyouGod:
Bros check my comments and post Na. I gentle wella

Lol you dey talk as if I want to interview you and give you job

tosyne2much:
Op, are you trying to say that nairaland ladies to bleep me?


Abeg fear God ooooo... I have never and will never do such a thing


*nobody should quote me*

Diddydiva nko?

CivilzedTyger:
Lol you dey talk as if I want to interview you and give you job

Bros Na so o. Nobody fit tell where job go show from na

thowbie7ven:
Diddydiva nko?

She dey baba