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Easther May Be Postponed by ododo42: 9:53am On Mar 25, 2016
BREAKING NEWS:
EASTER MAY BE POSTPONED!

Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30pcs of silver is too small due to the current economic situation of things. He is demanding a 100% increment on the amount.

Negotiations are still ongoing between the Pharisees, scribes and high priest, which means that Easter may not be celebrated this year.

You are hereby advised to free your goats and chicken awaiting crucification during the easter season pending when Judas will receive alert from his bank.

Judas and his entire family dearly apologize for the inconveniences caused.

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Yours sincerely,

Judas Iscariot.lol.

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Re: Easther May Be Postponed by Luizkid(m): 10:19am On Mar 25, 2016
hmm, u try grin grin grin

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