NOT SUCH A GOOD FRIDAY FOR EL RUFAI: As he receives one EL sorry Hell of a slap.

word making round is that El Rufai climbed a chair and slapped his deputy governor. We hear the deputy governor forgot his Christian teaching of "turn the other cheek" and instead proceeded to place a hot revenge slap on El Rufai's cheek. Now when a 4 ft 9 lightweight man like El Rufai climbs a chair to receive a slap from an angry big man, what do you think happened?
We hear he and the chair went down and his bodyguards have rushed El Rufai to the hospital so as to avoid complications from well contagious and communicable SLAPphylococcus.

El Rufai's cheek was CRUCIFIED today. hahahahahaha

-Ena Ofugara