Smellymouth:


Egbon I dey oo me and Maxi112 just dey drop lines like shit, mehnnnn

Jadekitana:
Lol focus on the thread you

tosyne2much:
Not liver transplant jhor... I no sabi woo ladies

Don't even say that again. See lines everywhere. Start memorising!

wristbangle:


See mathematical love. Hehehehe. All this for u red.gem?

Kudos, naijabo.iy and olivi.arims.

Tosyne2.much, u wan woo olivia?

Refin.er, why u dey ignore me like this?

Honestly kingl.ekan na confirm werey oo

Bql.ekan, I salute u brother

Me werey?wetin i do nau?

You nor call smellymouth , kinginvahala2 or even jadekitana wey dey drink sperm like ice cream werey.

Na me wey just dey observe things con be werey?

Jadekitana:
Lol focus on the thread you

refiner:



lol!....hope u won't type odegbe line for me tomarrow!

Cutehector:
bobo? no one is allowed to call me dat except two of my aunts


Jadekitana, I wish I wooed u, buh it's a pity u fvcked up

KINGinVAHALA2:

Your mama go beat you tire today. You don troway mama food? I swear bibi, just go to the nearest wall, stand straight, join your both legs together, open your hands wide, bring down your head, and say, IT'S FINISHED!

Cutehector:
see eh if u do dis kyn mistake tomoro, I go personally vex for u

naijaboiy:
Angelberry
Estharfabian
Africanapple
Redgem


We are waiting.....

KingRex1:
Angelberry still dey shed tears... Smellymouth n maxi112 u see wetin una cos!

Tommfrench:
Honestly, as an engine guy conjuring this straight-from-the-heart Wooing lines, has been a bit of an uphill task for me this week, knowing fully well Naijaboiy has his raider on Google and other search engines....

might sound awkward, but, clearly I'm just being me here..


I fear that I would always be a lonely number like the squareroot of three, I wish instead i were nine, cos nine could twart this evil trick with just some fine arithmetic,


As my sad reality of complex irrationality, wandered aimlessly, the heavens sent another squareroot of three, who quietly comes walking by, together now we multiply, to form a number we prefer, rejoicing as an integer,

we break free from our mortal bonds with the wave of the magic wand, now our squareroot signs has become unglued and my love for you renewed,

let me be the "YOU" so we can know life together , and make that difference you've always wanted.

done Cc Naijaboiy

Estharfabian:
Ayam Nuh Albino!

Afin yellow

Oliviaarims:
CONTENDER NO 1




Hi Babe,

I start my day with you on my mind and end my day with you in my dreams.

I don’t know what you think of me, but I think about you all the time and constantly wonder if you think about me as much as I do about you

You deserve the world, and I know I can't give that to you. So I'll give you the next best thing: my world. And it would be heavenly to have you in it.

I need you, Esther, like the roses need the rain. Like the poet needs the pain. Like the Father and Son need the Holy Ghost. I need you!.

Did I tell you I really wanna kiss you? I bet you know that.

sheunsheun:

Hostess!!!!!!!

Laveda:
Today is fùcked up!

Oliviaarims:
CONTENDER NO 1




Hi Babe,

I start my day with you on my mind and end my day with you in my dreams.

I don’t know what you think of me, but I think about you all the time and constantly wonder if you think about me as much as I do about you

You deserve the world, and I know I can't give that to you. So I'll give you the next best thing: my world. And it would be heavenly to have you in it.

I need you, Esther, like the roses need the rain. Like the poet needs the pain. Like the Father and Son need the Holy Ghost. I need you!.

Did I tell you I really wanna kiss you? I bet you know that.

Smellymouth:



This is not my real face ooooooo::::::::

Kolo boi

donephi:


This got me...
I don't know which of the "mouths" you're sipping with ...

KingRex1:
Angelberry still dey shed tears... Smellymouth n maxi112 u see wetin una cos!

keyzid:
Picked Leemarhize. Naijaboiy Oliviaarims

iambibi:
.. I don already sweep am...

RexKexMilann:
So many girls be claiming what they are not when the only lines their boyfriends probably used to "cage" them could possibly be: "how much for a night", "I've got money. I can take care of you", and maybe some hogwashed lines from the net. Buh that's not my Business anyway.

naijaboiy:
Angelberry
Estharfabian
Africanapple
Redgem


We are waiting.....

I'm Still Thinking nah...

kinglekan:




Kolo boi

kinglekan:




Me werey?wetin i do nau?

You nor call smellymouth , kinginvahala2 or even jadekitana wey dey drink sperm like ice cream werey.

Na me wey just dey observe things con be werey?

lawflec:
Abeg somebody should woo this lady... '' She needs dicccccck in her life:: in lil Wayne voice

kinglekan:




Me werey?wetin i do nau?

You nor call smellymouth , kinginvahala2 or even jadekitana wey dey drink sperm like ice cream werey.

Na me wey just dey observe things con be werey?

jayloms:


Did you just dish out spoken words (written words technically )

Sound like spoken word to-me! #justsaying

*Faces d audience and says "He-sound like Graham to-me, the spoken word master. I miss my Alma Mater"