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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by MaziOmenuko: 10:21pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
asalimpo: Isiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Why do you like blaming the devil/Satan for every thing you presume as evil while it is clearly written in the Bible that God is the aurthur of all evil things? Why are you asking him to blame the devil? Don't you read your Bible? 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by lepasharon(f): 10:35pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Jesus had two dads and is doing fine. 4 Likes |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 10:39pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:09pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
MaziOmenuko:That's the only verse you have to back up your sordid claim. Try again, come up with more verses. That's how you establish a scriptural doctrince - not with one lone verse. I dont want to counter you - I want objectivity. Try harder. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:10pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
lepasharon:Everybody has two dads - dont you know. But that doesnt make every1 homo. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:17pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:A book filled with fairy tale logic created great men like john bunyan (pilgrim's progress), Martin Luther (justification by faith), etc A fairy tale book that hs changed more lives allover theworld and isstill changing. get, your acts straight. Youhave a problm, your first recourse is to blame God and now you are trying to justify it. You have no argument. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 11:47pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:What makes the bible a "fairy tale book"? Or you just throw around phrases you can't defend. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 11:47pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:welcome on board bro. just like I did early this year too. In fact I now know that the Christian god is not the creator of the universe but Domino Reverad, the God of scientists and he does not demand our worship but demands using our brains to discover his never-ending works. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 11:56pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
asalimpo:wetin this one dey tok sef? Domino Reverad is the real God, Jehovah is one of his sons but he was stubborn and wicked, creating evil. I hate Jehovah and his adopted son Jesus. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:01am On Mar 28, 2016 |
geoworldedu:What of satan? how dyu feel about him? After all, you are preaching a wrong theology. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 1:09am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo:my hatred for Jehovah stems from the facts that he killed over ten million people all through the bible and because my soul hates murderer, that's why I hate him with passion. Jehovah is a Bokoharam. Now I don't have much problem with Satan because the bible did not give a record of his killings as they did to that of Jehovah. I don't feel safe serving Jehovah who is a murderer, the disobedient son of Reverad my own God. If you need bible passages where Jehovah killed, I will give you plenty. David his servant sef is another subject matter. You can imagine that daaft guy cutting 100 human preek(peniis) according to the go-ahead of Jehovah. I HATE MURDERERS. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by AccidentalGenius: 1:52am On Mar 28, 2016 |
Christians religious followers and or worshipers are as good as zombies. Shouting into thin air waiting for an answer. Divine call or whatever. Every sunday they talk and wail into the air for anwers. I keep wondering why they havent noticed it changes nothing in their life and all they do is contribute money to make a glorified pastor rich. They are not the caring people they preach about sef. Something good happens praise jesus. Something bad it is the lords doing. I will jus slap your brainless head |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 2:28am On Mar 28, 2016 |
geoworldedu:Like i said, you have no argument or case. You are looking for justification to base your immoral actions on. Jehovah killed over 10m - how did you arrive at this figure? What is murder? And what is the context the acts are based on? You have no idea of context, dont want to base your case on context, because if you do , your case will collapse. Stop this hollow behaviour of yours - its empty. David cut of 100 joysticks - what a stinking liar you are. Like i said, you want to make a decision, make it . Stop trying to salve your conscience with distorted arguments. David, got 100 foreskins, from the philistines. He circumcised 100 men forcefully. How is that cutting off 100 pe.nises? Just wanna exaggerate ? |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 6:35am On Mar 28, 2016 |
geoworldedu:Thanks. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 6:36am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo:Even a baby knws d bible is a fairytale book. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 7:09am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo: 1 Samuel 18:25-27 New International Version (NIV) Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage. Foreskin= peniis head. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by geoworldedu: 7:15am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo:. So the LORD sent a plague on Israel from that morning until the end of the time designated, and seventy thousand of the people from Dan to Beersheba died. So now we have 70,000 people dead. Let me continue. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:22am On Mar 28, 2016 |
geoworldedu:Why did he send the plague? - You can read and comprehend , so state why? Or did he wake up one morning and start wiping away people irascibly? State the context. You want to accuse but lack context. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:24am On Mar 28, 2016 |
geoworldedu:Which biology textbook did you read? when did foreskin = "peniis head"? |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:26am On Mar 28, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:oh yeah!! which babies? A fairy talebook in what class? Name other "fairy tale books" in the same class as the bible. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 7:31am On Mar 28, 2016 |
AccidentalGenius:If people had not had answers to prayer, no one would be testifying what God had done. The testimonies of christians alone about God's answers to prayer have won over unbelievers to the faith. Find some better criticism because this one is dead on arrival. God is as real to some people as their earthly parents , brothers, sisters or neighbours. Try harder. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 7:37am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo: Definition from all the reference books I checked: Foreskin: The fold of skin which covers the head (the glans) of the penis. Also called the prepuce. So let's just say the truth here, David, the man after Jehovah's heart, cut 100 'oko' sorry 'priicks. Wetin god wan use priick do nah? priick Na chewing stick? |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 7:47am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo:The quran. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 7:49am On Mar 28, 2016 |
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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 8:01am On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo: 2 Samuel 5:8 : And David said on that day, Whoever gets up to the gutter, and smites the Jebusites, and the lame and the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Why they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house. David, wetin blind and lame people do for you nah? You still command your soldiers to go and kill them because you hate them? Yet god still like you. If god likes you killing then it's certain he likes the bokoharam too and he is probably the one who sent them to be bombing people up and down. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:23pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
edan15:So the skin is equal to the 'shaft' itself!! see your thinking. In your bid to color it more for effect, you have to outrightly lie. Yet, you want ot come of as objectively being atheists. See, God doesnt need you , if you think you're doing Him a favor coming to Him. You can comfortably go to Hell and he'll preserve your right to do so. But just dont say, you objectively reached the conclusion to do so because of His character, because you and I both know that isnt the case. Here you are outrightly lying and exaggerating to color Some one bad. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:24pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:What exactly makes them fairy tale books? Or maybe you dont know what fairy tales are about. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by asalimpo(m): 1:30pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
edan15: You are trying to establish a case. But first , who were the Jebusites? What were their atrocities? What attracted such harsh treatment to them? Can you go back and research the background of this people? You just want to lift one verse and base a doctrine on it. Try harder. Two, to find such obscure verses , would require a lot of deep searching. Meaning, you are really fishing for anything to use to discredit. On the way to such verses, didnt you find any positive verse? Why do i ask? An objective researcher weighs all evidence and facts - good or bad - not just those that suits his whims, which is what you are doing. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Weah96: 2:07pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
asalimpo: I don't know about you, but I prefer to have the procedure approved by a family member myself. Something is wrong with you, though, seriously. |
Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Weah96: 2:07pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by Nobody: 2:14pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
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Re: Today, I Seize Being A Christian!! by manmustwac(m): 3:02pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:Thats right op fvck religion its the opium of the masses. |
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