SerialDigits:
The yoruba parents best method of punishment.... They blv it's the best approach to parenting and upbringing of their offsprings

kevoh:

This one worked on me back in Jss 1. After hearing this, my grades went from Obanikoro's to an Einstein grade.

neonly:
My own experience still hurts me

adeodunsimilolu:
True. But my parents don't do the sleep-outside method.
Anytime i break a plate or something, mum's always like,' i will keep it and package it as a wedding gift for u.' but funny enough i am still the one who disposes them.
Nigeria parents lenu ku(get mouth die)

petux:
the fear of nigeria parent is the beginning of wisdom.....back then, if i commit one grave offence then she wil tell me to go away from the house just to scare me. within 5 mins she will start disturbing u with calls saying where are you?!! wont you cme back to this house??!!

greatgod2012:
This is how my mum lost my sister's love till today. My sister still claim till today that she was able to end up with that monster called husband because of our mum's action that very day. Though, she claims to have forgiven her, but honestly, the bitterness is still very obvious.

popcykaylah:
Funny thing is na them go say don't come back to this house and you can't sleep in this house..the moment you decided to go and look for where else to sleep...na another war be that the next morning..the story will turn to..so you have started sleeping outside ..

lurlah2014:
I remember my experience, then I just finished my WAEC and was able to work as a sales girl then gathered some money to set myself up as a recharge card seller, then one day my dad and my younger sis passed by my stand like he always do with his monitoring spirit, only for my mum to come back few minutes later that I should pack up that am here to do rubbish that my sis said that they saw me kissing a guy @ the corner of my stand #lol# what a story.
The fear of you will not sleep in this house and the beating of life I will get gave me a 2nd thought that I went to one of my oldest toaster to sleep, thank GOD he was not around but his friend and GF was around #my ear and eyes done suffer that night #lol

Thank GOD it's now a story #but I imagine if the brother was around what would have happened to my VIRGINITY slang #lol

McCarlito:
No one punishes like Nigerian parents. It’s a fact. The fear of your parents is also a very good place for wisdom to start. When you have committed, your parents will call you by your full name (Smellymouth Lalasticlala Agarawu) and after a dialogue that is actually a monologue of them shouting rhetorical questions like; ”Am I your mate" at you, they will proceed to either flog you or hit you with anything from a spatula to slippers. God bless you if their weapon breaks on your body, because then you will be beaten for the loss of the weapon. Also, do not attempt self defense, you might destroy the weapon and like I said, that doesn’t help you. And do not try to run, they will throw things at you and  catch up with you. So, don’t do it.
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I remember sweeping the house so early in the morning and doing it barefooted so that my mom’s leg won’t pick up a grain of sand. Even now my sister said she cleans her home “as if mom’s coming to visit”.

greatness22:
My mum be like; Great, were u go since morning? Oh, so u don turn big boy na abi, i go dey talk you go dey keep me quiet bah? Go back to were u dey come from.

Lol, i love my mum. She's my second God.

McCarlito:
No one punishes like Nigerian parents. It’s a fact. The fear of your parents is also a very good place for wisdom to start. When you have committed, your parents will call you by your full name (Smellymouth Lalasticlala Agarawu) and after a dialogue that is actually a monologue of them shouting rhetorical questions like; ”Am I your mate" at you, they will proceed to either flog you or hit you with anything from a spatula to slippers. God bless you if their weapon breaks on your body, because then you will be beaten for the loss of the weapon. Also, do not attempt self defense, you might destroy the weapon and like I said, that doesn’t help you. And do not try to run, they will throw things at you and  catch up with you. So, don’t do it.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3537451_nbxq4bypvf8rxp0v395gqijrt4o10lvdy5jf0qc7tiqehs1bapppnspmtfpvibzycp2yjeoftcv0hf6c1e0aiaw187h150nc_gif550466f623dad176d1dfb9592a8b67cc
I remember sweeping the house so early in the morning and doing it barefooted so that my mom’s leg won’t pick up a grain of sand. Even now my sister said she cleans her home “as if mom’s coming to visit”.