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| Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 8:33pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Hey guys. Its time to show your stuff. Princesa...I miss you, and I hope you see this and jump in when you come on. Timpaker, hello old friend. Remember me?  Firestar. It is time.  Sonoflucifer. Anyone who has rhymes dancing about all day in his/her head. Show us what you've got. I wandered once into a happening thread It was a dark dark place to tread, But I was fearless and had no dread. I sat down in this thread And my ears heard words of death And I saw a valiant woman engaging a bold brown flying king The woman had firestar beside her sling She assaulted the flying king and cut off one wing The King fought back, he fell to the ground as he took her ring I drew my sword and joined the fight I called on all my warriors might But I made a mistake that was almost my last For this was a showy trap for me, a brave knight. They all turned on me and gave assault with all their might I beat back princesa, firestar weeping on her right. (  )But brown king paker had me, for I had not the power of flight Together they thought they bound me, But years later here I am, strong as I can be. I face the giants of old and more, For a new threat has risen, one only seen in dark lore SonofLucifer, the doughnut eater, The pot bellied programmer, the story teller.  What new thing do you vomit from your vast middle? I draw my sword with this. Come at me my friends, I will show you new trends. You will hear my word blade sing its sweet song, Its sweet skald song.  Pidgin poems are allowed. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 11:22pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
You and what army? Mind yasef o. Cos, area yapa. Know ya limit... Restless beings hover like Charlie. Dis yua yarn I kno no Before dem plank yu, gaskiya? Oya, wordsmith blast it. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by IsaacBuchi(m): 11:38pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Let me position myself behind my crush Firestar, You melt me with your poems Poems so steaming hot I lose my cognitive permit Permit me to sip poems from your well Well, I'll wait forever even in exile 1 Like |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 11:45pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
He loves me... He loves me not. He dares she... He fished Mom's pot. Mom smacks him... Im cough efritin comot. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 11:46pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
firestar:Me and what army? I am my army. My limits hover above the clouds of the mighty. I challenge all the restless beings I come as Goliath, to this sect of changelings. To this sect that dance in literature, I challenge all your petty things And this time, there is no david, to dull my sting. Come one! Come all! Come and see the slaughter of Kings! Arm yourself firestar. My rhymes are supreme. Underestimating me will be the end of your starry theme. Call all your friends to fall at my word sword. |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 11:56pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Na tru-tru dem talk... Say, Wen wata pass garri, Engine no knock. Trouble dey sleep selenseh, Iyanga wan drive comot. Hian! Na for two-odo-nine, Na im you do wash and shine? For dis night? Yu get time. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:06am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: It hates me... It hates my guts Who knows he That stole my pots That I may bang it That ate my nuts and hates my guts. You ask me Wetin I dey tok? Na dog I go knack, Na kolo dog I go bang with pot. Recipe dey for shop Calabar neighbor go chop. |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by donifez(m): 12:07am On Mar 30, 2016 |
One man army, no contest, Come to my altar, submit your request, flow of Zeus,mortals can attest, subduing Hades, spiritual contest, I dey para check my cranium, go play with your mate, take some crayons, I like one girl her name Na clarion, But she dey chop anything, from kuli -kuli to onion, Sophisticated rhyme, dare-devil, Eating words like a weevil, Paramilitary mode, no be civil scoring goals, not Gary Neville I dey play here, I dey lonely. I dey uni, no be mono-poly Pass me cigar, sorry I mean kpoli Some names dey make me laugh like nkoli Airplane mode no dey save falling phone Get me ice cream, with that biscuit cone I like business, interest for a loan Landing on my dream, no time for foam All hail firestar she dey light like cigar She loyal pass some blood sister Her para mode they give big scar I Don tire, shey u believe? Na prayer they cast demon, No be that oil called olive Cast out demon, you dey preach sermon I go come with cadillac no be range When this thread reach front page make I bounce, man don dey h, No think am, I no fit sell my right for porridge. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 12:18am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Na rhythm o... Fiwere-firiri. Naija o... Gipiti no score goal. Josh, Check ya rhythm. It sucks. Drop that drug Apiclaus. 1 Like |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:18am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Una no dey try for me Na ajebo boy I be I no dey speak too much pidgin But I fit chop enough chicken Donifez, you try small But your rhymes go end with fall I no wan hear story wey no concern me Abi you think say na your amebo I be  It's good you're here Its good you're loud and clear Don't run away when your head is laid bare And shown to be not good enough to sway my strong dare Where your people dey Call dem, all of them go pay. All in this sect will feel the brunt of my word play |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:28am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar:hmmmmmnnnnn firestar you don taya fa? Why you come dey tok ball? Abi you wan break your fall? Abeg which kind cheating be dis? Why people no dey like my own things? Abi na because I come una lands Dey embarass una bands? Sleep don dey knack me for ground. If you no see me, just know I dey background I go come back tomorrow ravage una land |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 12:30am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Lemme go the way of the Sadist Thy name art Timpaker! Thou art rouse the temptest On a midsummer night Bellows ought to blow furnaces Not brag inna fight Methinks he lacks something That he stirs the undead What could that possibly be At to what extent? Abi, im no wack korret 404 Togeda with gbemus and kpoms? Or shey im dey roast ni Instead of korret baffs with fronts? 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:34am On Mar 30, 2016 |
IsaacBuchi:What troll is this? How dare you desecrate harmonious peace? If you must confess your love so boldly, Confess it in rhymes only. 1 Like |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 12:40am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Late , deep into d night I fight the dream, woke into real time Stumbled into this, pickled my wine but b4 I cud dance, slumped into trance My Quiet Quill Sight u Fstar 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 12:40am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: Stand down Knave... Lest you fall upon my blade. Fiercely I fight. Latent powers ignite. Play nice Sweet spice Play foul Hear growls. 2 Likes |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 12:42am On Mar 30, 2016 |
HARDDON: Milord Harddon Thou hath abandoned me... |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by IsaacBuchi(m): 12:48am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: Are thou blind to see my rhymes Sorry to hit you in my mimes A man in love is never in crimes But I must confess u guys are supreme 3 Likes |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by donifez(m): 12:48am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Who I go call shey Na jigs Make him come drop him sig You go see flow, I swear you go sick He dey score goals, strictly scissors kick Abi make I call qaisar He go garnish this thread with geisha Abduct the fans with pleasure , He go land When him get leisure Abi make I call emaculate No try am ooh, I swear you go late He go ride for your head with him skate Take you back to time, the days of slate Make I call yus you go just lose He go tie your neck with noose Use you sing music, even feature snoop Abi make I call olu you go tire, nitori olorun that guy dey high, no think say Na soda Them go conduct your deliverance for inside coza Where them ray just they run, fast and pray If them catch you, Na 6feet you go lay Plant untop you, fertile clay I no dey diss, I dey live in bliss, no try me sha, Na death you go kiss I fit dash you skills, I no dey lease. 5 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:48am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar:You fight for your knight? Then you both will fall In the night by my blade you both will fall And I will still stand tall Goodnight. Ha Firestar! I feel your fire quenching. |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:53am On Mar 30, 2016 |
HARDDON:Ha here comes the dreamer He forgets that this is nay a place for the singer or dancer This is a place where your drunk dreams will be laid waste With nightmares left in their wake. Dream on dreamer We go chop you like suya. |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 12:55am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: It's not too late Make haste! Chop that fufu Guage it full! Tis deadly to walk alone. For two can overpower one. Oh One-man-army! Slept through lessons worth gold! Two is one and one's sum! No dey do like Charly 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:58am On Mar 30, 2016 |
IsaacBuchi:If only You knew your fate Love with firestar is merely a bait She is full of fire and bold and red in the face I bid you goodnight, may your love not turn dead in the wake |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 12:59am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: I won't go there were I you Which is so untrue: I'm me, you're you 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 1:04am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar:Excellent! I believe this sumptuous short piece Has led me to end my day in peace. |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 1:05am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: Milady Fstar How can D shadow detach d body? for a refill I fled a dine with d gods but got Clogged wit fog Tossed by time Dazed by tales Yet I fight my way back to d warmth of ur hut To the refreshing portion of ur words The angellic dripping of ur lips "Memories sip from my brains" Thou fireballs My Quiet Quill 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 1:09am On Mar 30, 2016 |
donifez: An avalanche issa comin' Josh, take that fufu to go oh! And start running! 1 Like |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by IsaacBuchi(m): 1:12am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst:I'm born to fight Let love live it fate All battles are never won But it's memories are never worn 3 Likes |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by HARDDON: 1:18am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: Oh god of words Let me I pray thee bear down this once Drill some wills Spill some spleens Forgive his ignorance But why? School his tools Fathers don't duel wit sons I should bore drops in his balls For crudes like this we lay waste Crush craze, blood trail our wake nonetheless, thy pool rule My Quiet Quill 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by firestar(f): 1:26am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Okay okay okaaaaay... I seriously should sleep! Bright and early. Golden Summer rays... I'm done counting sheep. Milord, may your rest be calm ne'er burly. 1 Like |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 11:42am On Mar 30, 2016 |
firestar: Sadist? Chai! Timpaker, See how your cheeks are punchured By the avowal of the word goddess - firestar. Does she know how many smiles you've nurtured, Poked, adjusted - erupted with laughter? I, a sadist? Chai! Timpaker. My poems of incongruous humour In its subliminal message on 'the shot' Is but a truthful rumour... Erm...Maybe a bit of my demon's rancorous thought. But... Should my heart not murmur About the unsung war being fought? But it is just a poem! I had no idea it'd persist, There's a story in every event That the ear and eyes can't resist. Show me a bird so dumb to tweet And I swear to Sango I shall desist. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by timpaker(m): 11:48am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Joshthefirst, Where in Pete's name have you been? 1 Like |
| Re: Ultimate Rhyme Duel by Joshthefirst(m): 12:48pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
HARDDON:Look here is a fellow, an old Lord It is quite hollow to pray to your god, old Lord. For as a child I wandered in realms supreme And I tackled and killed a legend god, an esteemed being, your very word king, ended by my sting. But I salute you ancient Lord You once were a warrior king but now you have old blood your idol, killed by my sword swing. Stand aside old man aegis this is the era of new mages Rest and watch as I deal heavy wages To your fiery offspring who can't stand my word stages. |
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