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Swear that you never did any of this by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS 1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2.- if u didn't play rubber band. 3.- if u neva bath in the rain. 4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1 5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. 6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones. 7.- if u don't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school. 8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends. 9.- if u have never flew a kite. 10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands. 11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. 12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off. 13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter. 14.- if u didn't heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night. 15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car. 16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street. 17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire. 18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. ........then i guess ur childhood was not fun! Oya choose the one you do.... ....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up. ....am sure 99.9% of Nigerian Adults don't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles... ***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha. O ya lolz and fget ur sorrow ......... |
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by yvelchstores(f): 9:51pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Hehehe I did all but 8 and 16. I guess 16 will lead to wicked constipation! |
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by goldbim(f): 10:02pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Wow!!feeling nostalgic ..glad to be born in the 80's!! 1 Like |
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by myfantasies(f): 10:04pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
I swear i did every single one of dem Life den was fun If i had d chance i will do it all over again 1 Like |
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by Oche211(m): 10:07pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
I did all except 13.
Can't forget dat indian-Nigeria 99-1 |
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by Cholls(m): 10:10pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
myfantasies: |
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:28pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Growing up in remote areas of Enugu was Fun.... If I come back again to this world, I wana still have my Childhood Back!!! God bless my Childhood friends!! |
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