Any one out there?

Me, me, me, I will charge you half of whatever Siena will charge you whether it is to give you advice or render a service, don't forget I am cheaper than Siena . . . err. . . that didn't come out right . . . I was meant to say my services are cheaper . . . still don't sound right, makes me sound like a prostitute . . . you know what I give up, stick with Siena


Siena you may have won this round but its still on

Iyalode herself

rockiedink:

i know only one i can vouch for: FL Gator

awwww thanks

FL Gators:

Iyalode herself

awwww thanks

If you think I am going to give you one of the 3 men ^{including Siena} on this thread or even share just one with you, you don jones Ha ha, na only ya mouth dem dey take reach Oyo State, abeg no block my view, make I see front well well o jare


I am travelling to Ikale tomorrow to meet rockiedink's family, we will send you our wedding invitation coming up this December, he sabi better thing and knows say we Osun's are the bomb, ain't you jealous

Busy_body:


If you think I am going to give you one of the 3 men ^{including Siena} or even share just one with you, you don jones Ha ha, na only ya mouth dem dey take reach Oyo State, abeg no block my view, make I see front well well o jare


I am travelling to Ikale tomorrow to meet rockiedink's family, we will send you our wedding invitation coming up this December, he sabi better thing and knows say we Osun's are the bomb, ain't you jealous

hehehe, Iyalode, I no get energy for more than one man like you o. I'm very much satisfied. . . . But how my lil baby sef?
I wonder where he got his sexiness from. I don see ya and I still dey wonder heheehe

rodienicks, are you ready to fight off 20 men? If yes, Busy body is the one

FL Gators:

hehehe, Iyalode, I no get energy for more than one man like you o. I'm very much satisfied. . . . But how my lil baby sef?
[size=14pt]I wonder where he got his sexiness from. I don see ya and I still dey wonder heheehe[/size]

rodienicks, are you ready to fight off 20 men? If yes, Busy body is the one

What baby Oh my lil nephew, I only had him for the weekend thanks for the compliment, I will let his mum know he has an admirer


[s]Rockie my fiancee thinks that I am a tear rubber fagin and paid extra on top of my bride price for the priviledge, Alakoba oshi, she wan put igbo for my pocket, thank God my Rockie's asleep in the other room and couldn't hear her, she wan expose my yansh and spoil my show that I am already a mother of 18 [/s]

Busy_body:

[s]Rockie my fiancee thinks that I am a tear rubber fagin and paid extra on top of my bride price for the priviledge, Alakoba oshi, she wan put igbo for my pocket, thank God my Rockie's asleep in the other room and couldn't hear her, she wan expose my yansh and spoil my show that I am already a mother of 18 [/s]

hehehehe, make I no talk am.

Iyalode, eku ise o.

rodeyneeky, better put on your running shoe, infact, your motorbike will do 

Busy_body:




What baby Oh my lil nephew, I only had him for the weekend thanks for the compliment, I will let his mum know he has an admirer


[s]Rockie my fiancee thinks that I am a tear rubber fagin and paid extra on top of my bride price for the priviledge, Alakoba oshi, she wan put igbo for my pocket, thank God my Rockie's asleep in the other room and couldn't hear her, she wan expose my yansh and spoil my show that I am already a mother of 18 [/s]

i see i saw, i see something, where is my diary

Between you two and I, I am only with him cos he owns 30 Petrol Stations and i want to get a cut of that, ok, so If I give you both 10% of the dowry now and 10% of the divorce settlement in 5 years time, is it enough to make you both go away, because i know that is the only reason you are here, greedy barawos shortening my ration

rotflmao. You are cwazy

But you know me too well sha

FL Gators:

rotflmao. You are cwazy

But you know me too well sha

I know you wella jare omo to da, I know I can buy you off cheaply I know you have my interest at heart and you are not greedy and would not mind 2.5%, I only said 10% to make that Amebo go away

No!!! I want more than 10%.

25% is the lowest [s]Infact, if you dont mind yaself, I go tie up that rodienick and steal him away [/s]

FL Gators:

No!!! I want more than 10%.

25% is the lowest [s]Infact, if you dont mind yaself, I go tie up that rodienick and steal him away [/s]

Ole, she don dey confess small small Okay lets come to another agreement, let me use himmarry him for just 5 years, and I promise I will only ask for 50% of his wealth in Court after the divorce so that you can have him after that and then collect your own 25% once you are done with him too, do we have a deal






@ Arifreddy


I don't know why women always find it hard to follow instructions, common do not derail thread, they cannot follow, and later they will start saying they should be addressed as ladies Poster Arifreddy I apologise on their behalf my Brother



Now to answer your query, AN AUDI SPECIALIST IS A SPECIALIST WHO SPECIALISES IN AUDI CARS


As per your second "any one out there" question? Of course, don't be silly, there are loads of them out there


Glad to have been of help

Busy_body:


I know you wella jare omo to da, I know I can buy you off cheaply I know you have my interest at heart and you are not greedy and would not mind 2.5%, I only said 10% to make that[b] Amebo go away [/b]

Iyalode, a knife to my heart.

see me for outside!!! e wo aiye mi ni ita.   iyalode come hia nau!!! u have query to answer

@FL Gators. . . i neva know wetin to talk for you. . .

meanwhile, see as two of una don derail the poor poster's thread. . .

SIENA WHERE ART THOU, YOUR SERVICE IS REQUESTED HERE, See Arifreddy, I am the only one with your interest at heart, helping you bump up the thread and keeping it on the front page unlike those 2 specialist Railway workers, professional derailers

!amebo no1:

[s]Barawo, because she saw Siena's name, she now came into the thread wearing a dental floss and calling it a bikini, shameless husband snatcher [/s] Whatamarra sweetie, who has been troubling you again, you can tell me about it you know cos I care about you

FL Gators:

Iyalode, a knife to my heart.

What you are still alive and can talk Dang, I couldn't find the dagger that would have done the job easily and quicker, hence had to make do with the knife, and here I was already planning how to seduce the 13 men in her harem

rockiedink:

see me for outside!!! e wo aiye mi ni ita.   iyalode come hia nau!!! u have query to answer

Yes darling you called, I have just finished preparing your favourite meal and just ran your bath water and was making myself look good for you, just the way you like it babe

rockiedink:

meanwhile, see as two of una don derail the poor poster's thread. . .

Exactly, that is exactly what I have been telling the two of them ^{Fl Alagolo and amebo no 1}

Exactly, that is exactly what I have been telling the two of them Fl Alagolo and amebo no 1

see how u take style dodge d accusation comot yaself. . . smooth and silky. dats y i loff u!!!

rockiedink:

see how u take style dodge d accusation comot yaself. . . smooth and silky. dats y i loff u!!!

rockiedink:

see me for outside!!! e wo aiye mi ni ita. iyalode come hia nau!!! u have query to answer

@FL Gators. . . i neva know wetin to talk for you. . .

awwwww, talk sweet nothing na

@Iyalode
Oga o. I loff ya too sha.

The apple of my eyes, the gas in my tummy, the shampoo for my hair, the hair in my armpit.

awwwww, talk sweet nothing na

u wan make iyalode arrange me comot from bedroom go on top couch? abeg o!!!

@Iyalode
Oga o. I loff ya too sha.

The apple of my eyes, the gas in my tummy, the shampoo for my hair, the hair in my armpit.

na wah o!!! so u mean u will be getting rid of iyalode soon abi? u nor try o!!! _{looks around for busybody. . .}where u dey sef come see wtin somebody talk

rockiedink:

u wan make iyalode arrange me comot from bedroom go on top couch? abeg o!!!

rotflmao. u cwazy

rockiedink:


na wah o!!! so u mean u will be getting rid of iyalode soon abi? u nor try o!!! _{looks around for busybody. . .}where u dey sef come see wtin somebody talk

rotflmao. you must hate me to be calling her on me

@FL
not crazy. . . just faithful. . .lol

and no i don't hate you; in fact leys ask iyalode so she can grant you permission to join us. . .we fit turn to party

See the Jemilas. Awon oni pansaga.
To ba ya won a ma so isokuso.

I hear you oh.

C2H5OH:

See the Jemilas.  Awon oni pansaga.
To ba ya won a ma so isokuso.

ethanol! ethanol!! ethanol!!! so ara e o!!! otherwise mo ma so ina si e lara. . . waa kan jo danu ni bi California wildfire!!!

rockiedink:

ethanol! ethanol!! ethanol!!! so ara e o!!! otherwise mo ma so ina si e lara. . . waa kan jo danu ni bi California wildfire!!!

ROTFLMAO sorry o. Make I no rain your parade. To cockblock no be my mission.
I go disappear from hindsight.