On April 1st 2011, my aunty(rip) who was pregnant called my mum around 6am to meet her at UPTH(though she did'nt tell her the reason)... Come see the way my mum dey happy thinking say my aunty has put to bed. Only for her to call few minutes later that it was an April fool prank... :p

There was this crush of mine wey i been take everything wey i get 4 my life de chase. I don use money, friends, sweet and sugarcoated mouth dey tell her say make we de roll, she bin no gree... I con tire....i had sleepless nights thinking about her, she no give positive reply
Na on this faithul morning she call me say she get something surprising for me,,,,, WTF, I was like person wey i de toast wey no gree na im go get surprise package for me so, i was heartburdened, she tell me say make we meet for one restaurant like this, I was so happy, in fact i borrow money join the one wey i get go meet her for restaurant... As we reach there, i swear the girl no even talk anything as i pay for bill...as we dey sip, my heart de jack jack say na wetin dis girl get for me like this, Naso she talk say she tell me say she get suprise package for me, i say yes na.. She ask me say na which month we dey, i first wait say why dis kind question now... I answer say april, na so she tell me say na april fool she do me..... I nearly kill myself

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