On a day like this, imagine you walk into your bedroom only to find your wife and your best friend on your bed, covered with blanket. You removed the blanket and found them both naked. Upon sighting you, both shouts "April Fool" simultaneously.
What Will you do?

I'm laughing in tongues

I will bring out a gun and shoot my wife in her veejay, then when she is bleeding, screaming and writhing in pains i will shout april fool!!!
April Foooool!!!!!

Festivalofholi:
I will bring out a gun and shoot my wife in her veejay, then when she is bleeding, screaming and writhing in pains i will shout april fool!!!
April Foooool!!!!!

Ah ah tone down na. Cos your prison term won't be April fool oooo. Na real time jailing e go be

Dis is Hilarious