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Join Me To Appreciate God For The Grace And Rescue... by chris4gold(m): 9:56pm On Apr 01, 2016
My God has done it Again oooo!!!!!
They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning.
They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the
room towards me. As I got up, I remembered the scripture that says' He has not given us the spirit
of fear...
As one of them came at me to attack,I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck..
The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening - everything was
happening so fast. The man staying in an uncompleted house beside me heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my house and was wondering what was happening. I eventually hit the second one too, my hands
were stained with blood. They laid still and I wondered if they were still alive but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out that one was still moving, I struck again and this time I hit harder with anger. That was how I killed the two mosquitoes...........
May your April be full of wonderful Testimony
Happy new Month.
Re: Join Me To Appreciate God For The Grace And Rescue... by lekjons(m): 1:53am On Apr 02, 2016
lol!
Re: Join Me To Appreciate God For The Grace And Rescue... by Gingerbhoi(m): 10:23pm On Apr 02, 2016
Pls aw can i check my bonus account on glo sim

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