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Nigerian Senate by SamMilla1(m): 2:35pm On Nov 10, 2006
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have been arrested for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
89 have been arrested for STEALING
21 are current defendants in lawsuits
84 were stopped for drunk driving
ALL OF THEM ARE LIARS

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up?

It's the members of the NIGERIAN SENATE. The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Re: Nigerian Senate by SamMilla1(m): 6:26pm On Nov 10, 2006
would you respect your father if he is rich and dont send you to school?

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