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Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity by michaelolayinka(m): 11:14pm On Apr 02, 2016
Could these be true??

Advantages of FUEL Scarcity in Nigeria!!!
1. Most compounds are noiseless because ' I better pass my neighbour' generator are on sabbatical leave
2. Wives are very happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3. Wives are now cooking good food because no more Crunches, Mr Biggs, Tantilizer......
4. Kids are now reading their books since watching TV needs fuel.
5. No more congestion in the network since many phones are off.
6. Browsing and downloading is very fast because not many people are online.
7. Even God himself is very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and stay for both first and second service just to charge their phones
Re: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity by Oluwasaeon(m): 11:38pm On Apr 02, 2016
True

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