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Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 12:19pm On Apr 04, 2016
Sowwi but ts somewhat true grin

1. "Is it in yet?" : Common even if a finger is in there yhu'll feel it why TF will yhu be asking the guy tis na... sadsad

2."Do yhu Love me": chaii... Smh this is one of the biggest mood killer.. Specially if he's nt yhu hubby or boyfriend!! Abeg casual sex is one of the greatest sex .. Ts not a relationship binder sad

3. "...Then yhu wee na say I Love yhu" : Come o yhu girls are weird o.. Ts great sex I get it, let it go yhu sex starved human beeen* grin ...but yhu had to ruin the moment grin

4. "Faster na!" : yhu want yhurself to be the last girl he bonks before going to igbobi to set his waist ba? Shior >;(

5."My ex used to...." : whats more awkward than bringing up some guy yhu used to fvcck while we are fvcking! If he was tat good what are yhu doing nakked with me here sad

6."Oh my God/Lord!!" : I don't have anything to tell yhu... Devil is heating up hell for yhu sad

7: "my mum said/did...." : Really?, right now?? While we are doing tat one thing she always told yhu not to before getting married... Way to go girll!! sad

8: "Are yhu done yet?" : Wucked persn grin couldn't yhu at least pretend n let him do n commot dia ...must yhu bruise his ego n self esteem as well ... Any way I can't realy blame yhu for tis one ...yhu need to get down more with guys like me cool wink

9. "Let me rest small" : rest from what? After lying there like a log of wood sad

10. "Am on my period" : Eww!! sad sad


grin lemme not call lala because he might ban me ...cheesy
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 12:44pm On Apr 04, 2016
Una queens of romanceland

Sinaj
Refiner
Halfricanadian
Angelberry
Hateu2
Loveu2 undecided
Chocolateme
Prettythicksme

N of course my online ladylove n sweetheart Fearlesschicken

Which are yhu ppl guilty off?

Let's not forget the kings,Pministers,warlords n flagbearers of romanceland

cutehector
Smellinganus
Smellymouth
Asslicker
Firstking01
Rexmania
Unapapadeycrase
Drdre
N others.... Which can yhu relate too








Woe to those I call n do not answer!! sad grin

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Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by halfricanadian(f): 1:02pm On Apr 04, 2016
slyIsaac:
Una queens of romanceland

Sinaj
Refiner
Halfricanadian
Angelberry
Hateu2
Loveu2 undecided
Chocolateme
Prettythicksme

N of course my online ladylove n sweetheart Fearlesschicken

Which are yhu ppl guilty off?

Let's not forget the kings,Pministers,warlords n flagbearers of romanceland

cutehector
Smellinganus
Smellymouth
Asslicker
Firstking01
Rexmania
Unapapadeycrase
Drdre
N others.... Which can yhu relate too








Woe to those I call n do not answer!! sad grin


Woe to who calls me wen i needed my peace

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Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 1:05pm On Apr 04, 2016
slyIsaac:
Una queens of romanceland

Sinaj
Refiner
Halfricanadian
Angelberry
Hateu2
Loveu2 undecided
Chocolateme
Prettythicksme

N of course my online ladylove n sweetheart Fearlesschicken

Which are yhu ppl guilty off?

Let's not forget the kings,Pministers,warlords n flagbearers of romanceland

cutehector
Smellinganus
Smellymouth
Asslicker
Firstking01
Rexmania
Unapapadeycrase
Drdre
N others.... Which can yhu relate too








Woe to those I call n do not answer!! sad grin
Woe to you 4 mentioning my moniker cheesy
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 04, 2016
undecided undecided
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by goldbim(f): 1:13pm On Apr 04, 2016
We ladies sef grin
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by goldbim(f): 1:13pm On Apr 04, 2016
And after the whole exercise?*asking the guy what are we now??* grin ;Dlike you dint know before you opened your legs

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Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by nerdfrost(m): 1:18pm On Apr 04, 2016
That one concern una angry virgin alert grin
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by firstking01(m): 1:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
Sorry i 've never experienced suchundecided...i patronize oloshos, and you know they are sex maniacsundecided...so, instead of em making those illicit noise, you 'll be the one making itundecided
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by younghartz(m): 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2016
brother pls try to change that yhu to you it doesn't cost much na
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 1:28pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angels don't indulge in such...dirty talk during sex is not bad tho lipsrsealed
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:02pm On Apr 04, 2016
Please don't come inside of me I am ovulating....
Did you realease inside of me?
Promise me you will never leave me...
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 4:34pm On Apr 04, 2016
goldbim:
And after the whole exercise?*asking the guy what are we now??* grin ;Dlike you dint know before you opened your legs
He he he grin
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 4:36pm On Apr 04, 2016
firstking01:
Sorry i 've never experienced suchundecided...i patronize oloshos, and you know they are sex maniacsundecided...so, instead of em making those illicit noise, you 'll be the one making itundecided
Really? i think ama patronise em too o. wink grin
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
Angels don't indulge in such...dirty talk during sex is not bad tho lipsrsealed
So yhur nt a virgin sef undecided
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2016
halfricanadian:

Woe to who calls me wen i needed my peace
Tis girl sha! yhu no get respect again o
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by halfricanadian(f): 4:46pm On Apr 04, 2016
slyIsaac:

Tis girl sha! yhu no get respect again o

I'm sorry
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 5:05pm On Apr 04, 2016
HateU2:
Woe to you 4 mentioning my moniker cheesy
Yhu wey dey call all the angels n saints in heaven when twas happenin yesternight wink
BTW how about a rematch tonight? my place, yhu pick the positions tis tym bring a strap-on ts gon be freaky! . undecided
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:00pm On Apr 04, 2016
My neighbors will hear your voice

Just do it, let them hear.

Women are crazy.

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Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:05pm On Apr 04, 2016
SmellingAnus:
Please don't come inside of me I am ovulating....
Did you realease inside of me?
Promise me you will never leave me...

I promise.

Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
Angels don't indulge in such...dirty talk during sex is not bad tho lipsrsealed

Hmm

Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Smellymouth: 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
Angels don't indulge in such...dirty talk during sex is not bad tho lipsrsealed

shocked shocked

Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:14pm On Apr 04, 2016
slyIsaac:
So yhur nt a virgin sef undecided
I am a Virgin ask smellymouth
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:15pm On Apr 04, 2016
Naughtysite:

Hmm
What na grin
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 04, 2016
Smellymouth:


shocked shocked
Don't gimme that look, were u not the one that said I should let u put the head that you won't move your body when I told u I'm a virgin? lipsrsealed
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Smellymouth: 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
I am a Virgin ask smelly.mouth

Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Smellymouth: 6:21pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
Don't gimme that look, were u not the one that said I should let u put the head that you won't move your body when I told u I'm a virgin? lipsrsealed

...

Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
Smellymouth:

...
Say the truth now or forever you put the head..grin
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Youngpo413: 6:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
Naughtysite:
My neighbors will hear your voice
Just do it, let them hear.
Women are crazy.
lol no be only your babe o
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Nobody: 6:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
I am a Virgin ask smellymouth
Na lie even if yhu were a virgin b4 tat night with smellymouth ,yhu couldnt possibly have made it through n still remain a virgin. i trust the guy. cool
n 4 yhur signature...uhm diamond can be made...n such diamonds has infact been known to be worth more than mother nature's...tats by the way nw tat smellymouth has brought yhu into "womanhood" yhu wanna come over n try smthn new? ever heard of double fisting? wink
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by Big4wig(m): 6:24pm On Apr 04, 2016
SlyIsaac my guy,d fact dat most of your created thread is all about sex goes to show d level of virginity...Niggax who hit kpekus steady don't av time to blab about it cos its no big deal
Re: Girls!,10 Things Yhu Should Never Say Before,during Or Aftter Sex. by KingRex1(m): 6:27pm On Apr 04, 2016
Angelberry:
Don't gimme that look, were u not the one that said I should let u put the head that you won't move your body when I told u I'm a virgin? lipsrsealed
Haha! Egbon smellymouth, so you're a victim of this

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