1. Wear the same bra for....an undetermined, yet very long time. Unless it smells.

2. Getting naked and contorting our bodies in the mirror in the most absurd ways in order to try and look skinny.

3. Watched themselves cry in the mirror at least once during a heavy crying session. You know after sobbing for 20 minutes, you want to see if you "cry prettily". Most of the time, it will be a disappointment.

 4. Hold my boobs while running down the stairs.

5. Naming my boobs.

6. Let our legs get hairy until they see some action.

7. Admire another woman's beauty, as well as be jealous of another woman's because she's got all of her bills handled

8. Spend far too much time trying to pluck one eyebrow hair that won't go away.

9. Practice strip-teasing for yourself in front of a mirror. Determine never to strip for anyone ever. Break rule.

10. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull 'em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

11. Cried for absolutely no reason and felt stupid about it later

12. When trying to poop in public we try to pretend we're not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We won't poop until they've left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. Nobody wins in a poop stalemate.

13. Stabbed myself in the eye with a mascara wand.

14. Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.

15. Going out on a date? Start getting ready like 2 or 3 hours beforehand just to make sure you're ready on time, and then rush the last ten minutes before you have to leave when you realize that you only have half of your face on and you're still in a towel.

16. Cup shower water in my boobies then unleash the water torrent on my toes.

17. Stayed up later than planned only because the nail polish you've applied ten minutes ago is still dentable & you don't want to wake up to dented nail polish. Ever. Do shower math when you wake up to see how long you have to sleep and if it's even worth showering or go back to bed and put your hair in a bun for work.

19. After shaving, wear silky or satin-y pjs.

20. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

5. Naming my boobs.


they do that?


anyway, i'd call my rod MARCUS.

Op,

falconey:



5. Naming my boobs.

they do that?

anyway, i'd call my rod MARCUS.

and I will name mine spiky juggler

the most stuppppppiiiidddd thread ever

And so

Monalisa185:
Choi, alobam, so you sf dey carry our matter for head like this?

Na woman like u write am sha

chynie:
the most stuppppppiiiidddd thread ever

durrhh ... E pain am

petkoffdrake2:
Op,

pastordrake, no be so?

Op we thank you.

We are girls nd happy doing wat we do

KingCheezyPuff:
This is some unhampered unadulterated foolishness!!!

E pain am !

halfricanadian:
Op we thank you.
We are girls nd happy doing wat we do

Yes oh, continue wearing your bra for days till it starts smelling

pinceprinz:


Yes oh, continue wearing your bra for days till it starts smelling

Proud of it dat way

I'm i living my life for u?

Its my life i choose wat i do with it

its my body

So yes let it smell so far i dont use d smell to disturb any one abi?

Is it ur smell?

halfricanadian:


Proud of it dat way

I'm i living my life for u?

Its my life i choose wat i do with it

its my body

So yes let it smell so far i dont use d smell to disturb any one abi?

Is it ur smell?

The way you also hold your boobs when running down the stairs asif to prevent them from slipping off and falling down is also not funny

pinceprinz:


The way you also hold your boobs when running down the stairs asif to prevent them from slipping off and falling down is also no funny

those breast will nt kill person

I wish breast are detachable

Is it compulsory to create a thread on NL

halfricanadian:


those breast will nt kill person

I wish breast are detachable

Of course they are .

Materials required;

Potent Analgesic

Razor Sharp knife

Dusting powder.

Procedure;

Inject yourself with the analgesic

Grab your breast

In a single slash cut with the knife

Then pour d dusting powder to cover the surface.

Diddyydiva:
Is it compulsory to create a thread on NL

So, what exactly is your worry? I'm all ears oh

pinceprinz:


Of course they are .

Materials required;

Potent Analgesic

Razor Sharp knife

Dusting powder.

Procedure;

Inject yourself with the analgesic

Grab your breast

In a single slab cut with the knife

Then pour d dusting powder to cover the surface.

Will only do if im givin it to charity

pinceprinz:


Of course they are .

Materials required;

Potent Analgesic

Razor Sharp knife

Dusting powder.

Procedure;

Inject yourself with the analgesic

Grab your breast

In a single slab cut with the knife

Then pour d dusting powder to cover the surface.

Will only do if im givin it to charity

halfricanadian:


Will only do if im givin it to charity

Well, Charity is my friend .. Just pm me and we can deliver the package to him when u done

pinceprinz:
So, what exactly is your worry? I'm all ears oh

worried about how dumb some people can be just to own a thread to their moniker on nl.

Are you still listening?

Diddyydiva:
worried about how dumb some people can be just to own a thread to their moniker on nl.

Are you still listening?

Yeske... Think fast nah Abi ur brain dey reset ni?

pinceprinz:


Yeske... Think fast nah Abi ur brain dey reset ni?

Good!

Pls when you want to create a thread,pls make it an educating one. We are tired of seeing meaningless threads like this one.


Prove to us that majority of Nl guys are not dumbos



Thanks

Diddyydiva:
Good!

Pls when you want to create a thread,pls make it an educating one. We are tired of seeing meaningless threads like this one.


Prove to us that majority of Nl guys are not dumbos



Thanks

Is that all cos if this is it, then I'm highly disappointed. Need I remind uThis is Nland's Romance sexion and not UCLA where you go grab some educations? mumu

iykekelvins:
Op,You have time

lols. sh*t hapins ykno