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Tips To Get Petrol With Less Stress by Totino: 3:13pm On Apr 06, 2016
Do you want to buy petrol without joining the long queue?
Here are few tips for you.

1. Go to any major expressway and wait
2. Identify any moving petrol tanker suspected to be loaded with the product
3. Follow it, non stop, to its destination even if it is going to another state (you would probably be the first on the queue)
4. Wait for it to discharge
5. Then buy and leave.
These steps worked out yesterday for me when I followed a tanker from Lagos to Benin to buy fuel. On my way back, I followed another tanker from Benin to Lagos to top up my tank. I no try?


You can thank me later.





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Re: Tips To Get Petrol With Less Stress by Ezedon(m): 3:23pm On Apr 06, 2016
OP I guess you are one of the people that trecked for Buhari

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