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14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by christopheru(m): 9:03pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Have you ever wondered why there are no superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and the pressure to marry, how will they succeed? Here are 20 reasons superheroes cannot survive in Nigeria: 1. Batman may get stranded. Where would batman find fuel to use to drive his BatMobile? 2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too. 3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie thank you oh but pliz dis ya skirt is too short" And will probably shame her for being a female superhero."wonder woman go and marry" "nawa oh since no man" "how will she have man when she's too strong " " lol see her payint e dey find man" And call her Ashawo. When She steps out in her normal suit [b/4. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.[/b] Way Forget not being worthy to lift It, Obalende boys will still fap Thor's hammer. 5. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards… ![]() because they'll call them witches and wizards 6.They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just disappointing. ![]() go dey waste time ![]() 7 Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great. Batman defs can't speed like a madman in his batmobile with this traffic. 8. Who wants to wear cape in this heat? They won't wear costumes. The weather is too hot. 9.Nigerians can even call them oversabi people. Nigerians will steady give attitude *saves someone Who sent you 10. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with this mum. *Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk* *Hulk starts getting angry* Mum: see him see him turning green already The mum will be like 'kuku kill me' ![]() 11. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the mainland. Spiderman can only web around on the Island No sky scrapers buildings around Nigeria. 12.Antman may die prematurely…. dem go use ota pia pia kill am ![]() 13. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas from the mammywater just like that? Aqua man will fight all the mami water In Nigeria. 14. Add yours Joor ![]() ![]() |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:13pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Mum see hulk turning to green, mum then said kuku kill me, lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i don die o. how will spider man fly, even in the island, the skyscrappers are not build close to each oda like in d western world. |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by vizkiz: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Na hulk mama own funny pass "kuku kill me" ![]() ![]() |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by Julietcutie(f): 9:36pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
lol ![]() |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by Paspane: 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
My ribs just dey break ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by obizzy(m): 9:57pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
Lol plus,flash will have a RUN for his money when faced with gala sellers. Nigerians will turn professor xavier to their prophet (nigerians and prophets sha) .He had beta give them sure games of 100odds for weekend games or else! For this heat,ICE MAN go melt and HUMAN TORCH will need a hand fan to cool off, if Hulk vex too much...boko haram go kidnap dat hin babe,bros go cam dan. generally,all masked superheroes wont be able to hide their identities for long. Linda ikeji go cast them. na only wolverine fit survive for naija cuz the guy na STREET. Regardless,i love my country. |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by kevoh(m): 10:08pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
christopheru:1. Batman is a very rich billionaire. I think acquiring one oil bloc and building his own Oil refinery for the sole purpose of fuelling his bat mobile is something too small. 2. Iron man a.k.a Stark is another f*cking billionaire. It will cost him nothing to build some solar farms or some renewable energy source for 'charging' his suit. 3. I agree. Very funny too. 4. Thor's hammer can not get missing all Thor needs to do is extend his hand forwrd and the hammer will rush towards him from wherever it's been hidden. 5. Maybe 6. Only few super heroes do the cape thing sef. 7. Batman is a Billionaire. He can build himself any type of high-tech vehicle to counter traffic. A flying batmobile maybe ![]() 8. Wearing a cape sef, even looks awkward not to talk of the heat. 9. ![]() ![]() ![]() 10. Lol 11. Very true 12. .... 13. Aquaman controls all what's under water. He can seek for help for the animals underwater, from the largest whale to the smallest plankton. The mermaids are no match. 14. Electro (One of SpiderMan's villain) will not last as he will not even have any electric power to absorb in the first place, with our frequent power outages and low power generation. |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by Sirfrederick(m): 10:09pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
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Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by hfinest1(m): 11:32pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
seriously... this got me laughing hard... lol that hulk case enh... lmfao now, someone like superman, agbero will say he's doing agidi too much... maybe they'll even plan him and bring him down with kryptonite flash's skill would have been really welcomed o... but Nigerians will turn him to means of transportation... oya carry me run from here to obalende, I'll pay... that's d only work he'll be doing here |
Re: 14 Reasons Why SUPER HEROES Won't Survive In Nigeria by Donald3d(m): 2:00am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Green lantern would be kidnapped becos he is the only source for torch light since light no dey,storm in xmen would be tied to the transformer in my area u knw she is the lightning babe,do you knw how many megawatts she would produce ? ![]() |
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