Omotayor123:
You are my BFF - Best Friend Forever

Surfboard:
Hahahaha, I've been zoned with that 'bestie' line by 2 different girls...safe to say we don't talk anymore.

laviecontinue:
Big deal? Sebi woni amaun wa ore ku ore ni?(U can only add more friends rather than more enemy)

ekefre4:
I just tire...my own phrase 2 dem is "u can't work in diamond bank and expect salary frm gtbank" gbam. U will c dem frowning

BiafraBushBoy:
We all know that the Nigerian Economy has never been better. This has resulted to Ladies being forced to keeping some dudes as "Helpers" when trouble comes calling.

Even some Men are aware, while some are still Oblivious of the fact that they are already friendzoned.

So I will be dropping some phrases that when ever you hear it from a ladie's mouth, instead of smiling, take to your Heels....

1) you’re so nice": This is the initial stage of the "friendzoning" village. The moment a lady starts telling you how nice you are to her, without attaching any emotional or romantic touch to it, my brother make things clear to her before you will reach the next level.

2) “lol you are so funny": You have started talking, and in your mind you are creating a chemistry. But in the girl's mind, you are being used to kill boredoem and depression.
So my dear Brother, the moment you hear you are so funny, switch emotions tacticaly and watchout for the rest.. Before you enter stage 3

3) “bestie": The moment you reach this stage, fogerit!!!
You are now the LG chairman of Friendzone!
Your deliverance will be headed by "Rev king" himself!! I don't know if there will be a cure for this stage or maybe Mr 10 commandments [Tosyne2much] will write the 10 ways of getting of being a bestie.. I believe he will help you. But the moment you don't save yourself from this stage, you will fall deeper to stage 4!!

4) “you’re like a brother to me": Officially you have become the president of friendzone!! You are asking me how

Have you ever seen a girl giving out her kitty kata to her brother??

Have you ever seen a Lady date her brother??
Just know that at this stage, you will only the "STAGE 5" as your price!! So just take heart my Bro!!

5)“aww thank u": And this is your ultimate price!!
Even if you like, back her from Lagos to Enugu
Or
Do all her assignments for her, my Brother your only price will remain "Thank you" or if she is a good sister, you will get a higher price which is "God bless you so much"!!

So my dear Brothers, remember the signs and know when to flee. God bless

Feel free to add yours!!

Complied by Agubush

halfricanadian:
If we dont friend zone some guys we would date all guys

Then we are accused of cheating nd being a slot

If u are in d friendzone it means dat girl has got dignity nd respect for her bf

Sumtin u shd go seek nd find in anoda woman!

Suigeneris93:
hmmmn...in this fuel scarcity period boys don't mind being presidents of the friendzone

anochuko01:
Some girls just love the attention and care...while some are confused.
The one that frienzoned me went to the extent of ''pixmixing'' our photos together and was showing people..there were times I called her and she told me to speak to her mum. She even once asked to speak with my mum. We had nights upon nights of night calls...so many things we talked about o...just for her to say she has a guy, just that the guy doesn't call, chat and text her... She had her heart somewhere else but was using me to get affection, attention and love her bf couldn't give. All what op wrote up there are just mere friendship compliment I get almost always.... Na my own gangan be real friend zoning!

Surfboard:
Hahahaha, I've been zoned with that 'bestie' line by 2 different girls...safe to say we don't talk anymore.

roblance:


guy you na President of UNFS (United Nations Friendzoning Society)

Bokman:


Lol I have been there too, just make money and watch how they will come back to bleep you.

KashyBaby:
so guilty of these...but I didn't mean to..those words are juz came out of nowhere..

VanUrch:
Downsides to FRIENDZONES!..
1. If the guy is too nice and funny(like me) and seem to have your time all the time..you will end up comparing him with your bf...asking for more attention which he your bf can't give. Meanwhile I'm patiently giving you the attention waiting for no2....I'm a very patient dog...I'm kinda attracted to ladies in a relationship.
2. Then there comes the relationship fight..Who do you talk to if not the president of your "friendzone"...yours faithfully..then you rush over to my hood..I pretend to listen and you lean on my shoulders to cry..next thing bra is off..I just need two fingers for that..after the deed ofcourse I will apologize but that will forever remain our secret. Small small "Friendzone" will turn to "Friend with benefits"..Keep Friendzoning oo

Coraje:
That word friend zone promotes immorality. It makes you feel that the sole purpose of every relationship with the opposite gender is sex and if you don't get it you are a loser.

mentorandfriend:
The thread is full of stupidity. A girl can't date everyone around her. Some guys still hang around, hoping they might, at least, chop the cookie someday, even if she isn't dating them.

Unfortunately, that day may never come, and they run to nairaland to say they've been friend zoned after she ate his money.

Did she take anything from you at gun point?

If she has shown from her body language that she can't date you, or you know she has a guy, respect her and let her be. She can't the whole world.

But if you persist and hang around, hoping to chop the cookie someday, sorry is your name. Stupidity is your second name.

Stop complaining upandan about the friend zone.

mentorandfriend:
The thread is full of stupidity. A girl can't date everyone around her. Some guys still have around hoping they might at least, get the cookie someday, even if she isn't dating them. Unfortunately, that day may never come, and they run to nairaland to sat they've been friend zoned after she ate his money.

Did she take anything from you at gun point?

If she says she can't date you, let her be. She can't the whole world. But if you persist and hang around, hoping to chop the cookie someday, sorry is your name. Stupidity is your name. Go and find your own woman.

anochuko01:


Brother take it easy and get it clear...I'm sure you didn't read all the comments here.
There are girls who make it clear that they're into a relationship, and hence unavailable...that's different.
...there are also some set of girls who make you believe they're single, you ask them out and the tell you ''I'll think about it'' instead of a strong NO! So many of them are just too heartless that they play along. Those are the kinda girls being discussed.