*****NEW SCAM OO!!*****
Don't fall a victim o!

You will never believe what happened to me today.
I still can't get over it. I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat before an
event. As I was walking down the aisle, I noticed this woman starring at me. I looked at her and
kept walking to the front counter
to pick bottled water and gala. As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman right behind me!
I tried to show her some
love, so I smiled & said "hi". Then I went on to get a canned coke. Can u believe the same woman followed me? I was getting a little bit nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing. But I tried to stay
friendly, I just said "hi" again. She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for starring but you look just like my youngest SON . We just
buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for getting mad as I
expressed my sympathy to her.

She said she was fine as she
knows that her Child is with the Lord. She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged.

She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said goodbye to me before passing on". She asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should
say "goodbye mum" so she could have some sense of closure.

Though her request was weird, I however agreed to grant it. So as she collected her bags from the
cashier and walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye dear". When d cashier
calculated my stuff, she said d total was N18,750. I said what!!!

Can u tell me how a N70 bottled water, N50 gala and N100 canned coke equals N18,750? She
said "your mum said you are paying for hers too". My mum? I shouted. That woman is not
my mother ooo!!!. I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman approaching the parking
lot. I ran after her and was screaming..."excuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running. I caught up with her just before she was able to close the door of her car. I kept on pulling and pulling
her leg, just like I am pulling yours now!

You too like gist self. See as u serious dey read.

Op

Op

Op

you can lie!!!, even more than lie Mohammed.

Hahahahahaha....I just dey laff

i thought lai muhammed can lie but you!!! you will lie for AFRICA NO WORRY

Lol!

Old joke. Seen it before - but you gave it s nice twist at the end.

Op it's like u have switched to oshogbo weed?

Funny one though