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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by zayyadoski(m): 11:15am On Apr 11, 2016 |
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS
* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper;
* The owner of the ball decides who plays;
* Penalties are awarded only if injured player
curses a lot;
* The match only ends when everyone gets tired;
* No matter how many goals you score, the
winner will be determined by the last team to
score;
* No referee and linesmen. You could run with
the ball even behind the goal post;
* If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you
were given a match ban;
* If you are picked last, you are a loser;
* The guy who's never picked was to fetch the
ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the
car or inside the gutter;
* When the owner of the ball gets angry, game
over!
* You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in
case of penalty;
* The most skillful player, gets automatic
selection. 3 Likes |
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Marv650(m): 4:22pm On Apr 12, 2016 |
so true ......3 corner kicks =penalty |
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