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Short Play: The Mistake Of A Lady Spirikoko "SU Sister" 1&2 by INTERMAN: 8:38pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
The Mistakes of Lady Spirokoko-1 Title:-"Holy" But Untidy Written by Bro Paul Dada Scene 1 (Lady Spirikoko, a 300 level student at the University of Palaver, is praying in her room for the will of God in marriage ) Lady Spirikoko:- Oh Lord, show me the man you have chosen to be my life partner. God, I want a man that I can cruise with on the voyage of life, to the Promised Land.... Scene 2 (In another part of the Campus, Brother Too-Dey- Talk and Brother Eyes-Well-Open, both final year students, are having a discussion. Unknown to them, Sister Good Sense unintentionally overhears their conversation.) Too-Dey--Talk:- Bro. I have been observing the way you have been "sampling" the fellowship sisters. E be like say you wan catch one fellowship babe before you graduate. Eyes-Well-Open:- Leave me jare. "Sampling" wetin? I have been genuinely praying to God to lead me to a very spiritual lady. Too-Dey-Talk:- In that case, you do not need to pray too much. Sister Spirikoko is the most spiritual sister in the fellowship. She prays long prayers, never misses a meeting, gets to the fellowship before anyone, never jokes with evangelism, never... Eyes-Well -Open:- Stop there. If na play make you stop am o. That dirty sister that covers her head 24/7. That sister who goes about with crumpled clothes that loath ironing. That sister whose finger nails permanently act as landlady to dirt. That sister whose shoes have seen better days. That sister who is quarrelling with polish. See, if I see that sister in my dream, I will bind her and set myself loose. (Sis Goodsense, greets the two gossiping brothers, and leaves.) Too-Dey-Talk: (Feeling uncomfortable)Did she hear us? Eyes-Well-Open:- I don't know o. I beg, I dey go library. Too-Dey-Talk:- I beg I wan go see Dr. Fastidious, my hard to please project supervisor Scene 3 (An elated Lady Spirikoko is with Sister Goodsense in a room) Lady Spirikoko:- I am so happy. God has shown me who I will marry. It is Brother Eyes- Well- Open. Goodsense: What Lady Spirikoko:- Are you not happy for me? Goodsense:- All I can tell you now is to take care of your physical appearance. Sister, I must be frank with you. Your poor hygiene will drive brothers away from you. Holiness is not the same as untidiness. Christian modesty does not mean you should not look well and attractive. Brothers of today pray with their eyes open. Lady Spirikoko(pensive and speechless):- ERM.....erm...erm The End |
Re: Short Play: The Mistake Of A Lady Spirikoko "SU Sister" 1&2 by INTERMAN: 8:47pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
The Mistakes of Lady Spirikoko-2 Title:-It's my car you want to marry By Bro Paul Dada Scene 1 (Bro. Tomorrowgobeta has just proposed marriage to Lady Spirikoko, who responds rudely) Lady Spirikoko: - I am surprised you could open your mouth to ask for my hand in marriage. It is true I have been your friend. But marriage? How dare you? Bro...In fact, I am totally embarrassed Tomorrowgobeta:- But sister, I really love you and I believe God has impressed it on my heart..... Sister, but..but Lady Spirikoko:- But me no buts but and sister me no sister. I an not the kind of person you should propose marriage to. Scene 2 (,Lady Spirikoko and her friend, Sister Goodsense are having a discussion) Spirikoko:- You cannot believe the embarrassment I faced today. That brother called Tomorrowgobeta asked for my hand in marriage. Goodsense:So? Spirikoko:- How could he do that? That brother that does not know how to use kingdom principles to prosper. How can a man who lives in a room and parlour apartment, in a "face-me-I- face-you" building propose to a Spirit-filled sister like me? This brother has no car. Imagine! He cannot even afford to buy an okada. I am heading for the top. I do not need a husband that will drag me down spiritually and economically. Goodsense:- And how did you respond to him? Spirikoko:- Trust my anointed razor tongue. I gave him a thorough dress-down. He will not open his mouth and propose to any girl in a long time, at least until he does something about his pathetic financial situation. Goodsense:- I pity you. I am really sorry for you. A man proposed to you and you had to talk rudely to him because you did not want him. Are you a Christian at all? I am not saying, you must marry him. But you rejected him on a faulty premise. When did car and a good accommodation become the evidence of marital bliss? What has anointing got to do with financial prosperity? And what kind of strange anointing gives you the right to be rude to people? My sister, you are proud. You need to approach Calvary for cleansing. Spirikoko:- I should not have told you. I knew you would not support me. Scene 3 (Six months later, Tomorrowgobeta is seen inside a parked jeep. Lady Spirikoko approaches him) Spirikoko: Good afternoon bro. God has really blessed you. This your car is so fine. Tomorrowgobeta:- It is the Lord's doing, my sister. I thank Him. Spirikoko (scratches her head):- I am really sorry for how I responded to you six months ago. Tomorrowgobeta:- No problem. That does not really bother me anymore. Spirikoko:- Thanks. You see..... I can feel the Spirit telling me to accept your proposal. God is telling me I was wrong to have rejected you. So I... Tomorrowgobeta:- Please stop there. Suddenly, God is telling you to accept my proposal. You must be a comedian. And if you are serious, then it is obvious it is my car you want to marry and not me. Please, I have to go now. Spirikoko(speechless) ERM...erm...erm The End |
Re: Short Play: The Mistake Of A Lady Spirikoko "SU Sister" 1&2 by marsoden: 9:12pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
Sounds too fake. |
Re: Short Play: The Mistake Of A Lady Spirikoko "SU Sister" 1&2 by whitecloth: 10:00pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
This is just one of those drama made to dent the image of spirit filled churches, your stories are fake and far from reality. 1 Like |
Re: Short Play: The Mistake Of A Lady Spirikoko "SU Sister" 1&2 by INTERMAN: 10:48pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
ok |
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