IamArmani:
Pls pls o , is it true we, stream2 wil now follow batch b? *God4bid*

Yes, it was true in 1985.

barongmj:
Thanks darling. God bless you so much

Where's ma cake oo.

I don't wanna hear any excuses o

okitaiji:
abeg help me ask barongmj weather my pilot giftiebrown has deliver my packages to her? because d last time i check the helicopter had a flat tier for air nd police com arrest him join. reserve table of four for me so abishaddy, iaramite, lvlink nd i wil jolificate. *said to myself* but this lvlink go pursue my oda babes oo nd send me to my early grave oo because d way she strong reah eeeh chaii

I just called the pilot and he just confirmed that the helicopter had a flat tyre.

The parcel delivery will be delayed by some micro-seconds for the above reason

SMartins1:
I felt the connection as well! Lovely smiles my dear... Am sure you enjoyed my cooking?

yes! I enjoyed it. You're a darling

nathoneal:
Guys and Ladies good evening...

Who knows? Man city might just be the Leicester City of champions league
Agree or Disagree?

Atletico Madrid already true to the final

Cc
CandiceJay
Fraiser
Sunnepa17
Okitaiji
IghravweIG
Marvluv

Nah, not likely bro.

Madrid will definitely score lots of goals at the Benerbeu, especially with Cristy fit again.
Remember what happened to Wolfsburg?

I see an all Spanish final.

Aieboocaar:

oh boy!! men dey vex o

You wey know!!!!
I just had to be the FIRST to wish her a lovely birthday.

IamArmani:
Pls pls o , is it true we, stream2 wil now follow batch b? *God4bid*

to slap u just dey hungry me!!!

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OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2:
9 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 17 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

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FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old, seek what they sought- BASHO .


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Nigeria has had a complicated colonial history, my work has examined that part of our story Extensively- CHINUA ACHEBE .



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) your babe is licking ice cream and you are drinking pure water, please guy, are you diabetic?

2) only in dorobucci video that someone will play golf at ikoyi lagos nigeria and it will land at white house washington DC

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[b] SHORT JOKES:
1) TEACHER- Whoever answers my next question correctly can go home
Upon hearing this, fraiser threw is bag outside through the window
TEACHER- Who threw the bag?
FRAISER- me, can i go home now?

2) Fraiser walks into a barber shop and asked ''can i get an haircut?''
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said ''about 2 hours'', fraiser left,

A few days later, fraiser stuck his head in the door again and asked ''how long before i can get an haircut?'', The barber looked around the shop and said ''about 3 hours'', fraiser left.

A week later, fraiser came into the shop and asked ''how long before i can get an haircut?''. The barber looked around the shop and said ''about an hour'', fraiser left.

The barber turned to his friend and said ''ray4000, do me a favour and follow that guy and see where he goes, he keeps asking how long he has to wait for an haircut but then he doesn't ever come back.
A little while later, ray4000 returned to the shop, laughing hysterically, the barber asked ''where does the guy go?'' Ray4000 looked up with tears in his eyes and said ''TO YOUR WIFE''

THE BARBER FAINTED
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HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Precious91:
080352finish it up

haba! oga mi no fear na.. i mean na haram Just gimme d girl number

villageGOAT O!!! .u no go kill persin wth laff abeg thumbs up broda!

lwkmd o.
Villagegoat, Weti Frasier do u?

Lvlink:
yes! I enjoyed it. You're a darling

Anything for you my sugar crush

Aieboocaar:


to slap u just dey hungry me!!!

Laff wan just kill me for ere...abeg pity the guy!

goodguy4sure:
Good Morning Great PCM...I was reliably told this Morning
that the NYSC Timetable will be strictly followed as
recommended by NYSC Management board and approved
by the minister of sports and we should disregards any
forms of Rumours...Congratulations to all Batch A Stream
2...
Aluta Continua... Victoria Acerta

God bless u man

Aieboocaar:
haba! oga mi no fear na.. i mean na haram Just gimme d girl number

why I go fearbut your name sounds like alakoba oooo

As in eehn! villageGOAT u just dey tackle fraiser like say em thief ur yam
No worry sha, fraiser go soon release diss track for u

Chai..mentions ti po o, how many I wan respond now ehn



Thank you all for d wishes and ife
God shall continually raise his Countenance over you all IJN.
God bless you all richly

nathoneal:


Hardiodun
since you paid the 3k and was able to print your Green card,
I don't think you have any problem...

The receipt is just evidence in case of any problem pertaining printing of your green card, which you didn't encountered.
So no need to panic.
I stand to be corrected tho, by the gurus

Right on point there Nathoneal
Cc
Hardiodun

IghravweIG:
lwkmd o.
Villagegoat, Weti Frasier do u?

fraiser na my manchi na, himself sabi the code, na him be the current minister of women affairs

Aieboocaar:
As in eehn! villageGOAT u just dey tackle fraiser like say em thief ur yam

No worry sha, fraiser go soon release diss track for u

lolz, nobody go buy the diss track, he won blow pass terry G na for fun bro

Lvlink:
I can see you like Bush Meat wey Moto kill..!

But make sure you add too much pepper!

lmao....funny u

mariosam:
****confirmed****


The two virgins for the sacrifice has been confirmed

#maryluv

#laramite



**********Please don't ask me how I confirm the that they are virgins

VILLAGEGOAT,i await you final confirmation before leading the virgins to the evil forest.

Lyndalyn55:
I suggest that since the maidens are no longer available it is better for us to make use with what we have....for instance, the male servants are much available so we shld make use of what we have and I believe this is for the betterment of the whole clan...I rest my case

mazi mariosam, my lolo 1 lyndalyn55, the only woman i can die for have said it all, we should make use of the male servants, maybe 1 male and 1 female would be used for the sacrifice to appease the gods, so that there can be equality, abi my fellow elders ray4000, ighrawveIG, sunnepa17, primuspares, okitaiji and fraiser is my suggestion ok? Let us hear your response, because the sacrifice would start in three market days, the gods have waited enough, before they send their heavenly mosquitoes to come and bite us...

Aieboocaar:


Bros abeg send me dat ur fiancee number make i confirm directly from am

Thief.. All d one way dey here no reach u

Barongmj the only beautiful girl i met at the stream in adamsala village fetching water while i was going to hunt for bush meat to please my wife lyndalyn55, i wish you long life and prosperity, 5 prado jeeps, one house in banana island, five bedroom flat in aso rock, one private jet and a fine husband who is the 3rd richest man in africa,,, have fun... Today is your day

candicejay please share the gala and the boost for our guest, it is party time

Mornin jarey..d news D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sweet ♍ƺ ƒօɾ belle...am hapi 4u guyz.
**whisper 2 his ear**ℓ̊ hope yhu are wrking 2wards d plan ℓ̊ tld ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ earlier*
My regards 2 ur honey pie lvlink

SMartins1:

Good AM Elder, na wetin me self see oo as I enter the city. Me and my lvlink been dey inside our mansion (HUT) lol.

Precious91:
You are welcome Sunnepa

ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ welcum Precious

Precious91...my regards 2 ur wifey @Rivers state.

okitaiji:
gosh this villageGoat no go kill me oo why you no put blocked head giftiebrown for that joke eeeh it supposed to be fraiser and giftiebrown

nice one bro

lolz, i sight you bro

VillageGOAT:
Barongmj the only beautiful girl i met at the stream in adamsala village fetching water while i was going to hunt for bush meat to please my wife lyndalyn55, i wish you long life and prosperity, 5 prado jeeps, one house in banana island, five bedroom flat in aso rock, one private jet and a fine husband who is the 3rd richest man in africa,,, have fun... Today is your day

candicejay please share the gala and the boost for our guest, it is party time

You see why we are holding d party at IG's mansion. D gentleman ordered a well known catering service(not edible catering o) to feed all invited guests. Better food o not gala nd boost. I'm sitted at d high table so do not bother me.

Jamesdman:

Where's ma cake oo.

I don't wanna hear any excuses o

Dere's Enough cakes 2 jolificate wif 2day...can't yhu (•͡.̮ •͡ ) d cake we av been sendin 2 հҽɾ since