dipznano:


Na u o, u sure gan!

You done with the service yea?

I wish

Fraiser see as I,just dey open page for Una village

Fraiser:
baba our 12 months allawee go too complete in fact over complete sef go dey worry am... Stream1 pple go envy us because we will be paid a month extra allowance we didnt work for.

A month or two months extra?

Slimfitdiva:

You and who? Berra go rock ya boat with your new found love ebynicole......as for me.....na all night out with........google his name.....ama twist nd whine away my prowess.
Not yet...will go print later

lmao... u kno sey ebynicole dey new for dat tin, she d shy to do am roughfu roughfu so na me nd u wer kno hw to do am tey tey na we supose play d music tonight. try nd print b4 it disapear because nobody trust nysc again oo, dey can do nd undo

Slimfitdiva:

Lmao.......I no dey buy any hijab again.......I go dey display oki property as him sef dey show hin own. ..........in psquare's voice
*Do me......I do you......God no go vex*

in dt case, b ready to br**st feed thse aboki Wey dey sell sugar cane fr der...Dem go line up fr ur frntage...

iamdynamite:
baba i dey na work things dey keep me out of this village ooooooooo, this one that they said we going to camp on the 13th.....this people no go allow me collect june salary na wa oooooooo ,after them don delay thier papa finish.useless people

baba you go collect allawee na, later you fit use your allawee go buy prado jeep come drive am come your oga office come dey do nyanga for am, e go wan cry

SC31:
Fraiser see as I,just dey open page for Una village

Yu are 1 of us...Elo bae!

Slimfitdiva:
I don chop my tfare oooo. Now I dey Brooklyn....
I need person wey go borrow me money.......will pay bak after my 1st alawee ;

na the same shoe we dey...i don spend my salary recklessly.i think say na after ramadan we go enter camp ni,make i collect june salary chaaaaiiiii.

Slimfitdiva:
I don chop my tfare oooo. Now I dey Brooklyn....
I need person wey go borrow me money.......will pay bak after my 1st alawee ;

my sister in the Lord we dey together for the same page on this,I wan go collect loan for Bank of Industry (BOI) tomorrow. sheh u go follow me? may be if dem see ur slimfit body dem fit grant u

VillageGOAT:

baba you go collect allawee na, later you fit use your allawee go buy prado jeep come drive am come your oga office come dey do nyanga for am, e go wan cry

wetin b d title of d film i knw say na mr Ibu b d corper wey dey dream...

Please oo. Is it a must that the call up letter be in coloured print. Apart from I'd card, statement of result,passport,call up letter , green card and licence for the medicals. What other document do we need to take along. Are we to sign the green card with a blue or black pen.

Slimfitdiva:

Anyhow I put am..... No lele.
Me just decided to they ndi ala mode......I miss you more.
Yeah, sure good. Hope urself too

naso jare make we tie yansh wit rapper or make we tie rapper wit yansh, make yansh no empty na hin b koko... Btw am very gud too, now we are good to go... Congtrats dear...

SC31:
Fraiser see as I,just dey open page for Una village

the tax we collect here is 1500 naira per page wey you open, our treasurer elder okitaiji would collect the money, abi you don forget say we dey inside CHANGE?

okitaiji:
lmao... u kno sey ebynicole dey new for dat tin, she d shy to do am roughfu roughfu so na me nd u wer kno hw to do am tey tey na we supose play d music tonight. try nd print b4 it disapear because nobody trust nysc again oo, dey can do nd undo

No worry, give her wine to drink.....that shyness go disappear onetime practice makes perfect, so teach am......me too wan go eat another forbidden fruit joor

Well done to all who worked and prayed for an end to Stream 2 delays. Lets keep praying that the "logistic problems" do not arise again.

VillageGOAT:

baba you go collect allawee na, later you fit use your allawee go buy prado jeep come drive am come your oga office come dey do nyanga for am, e go wan cry

chaiiiiii if i say i dey happy na lie i dey talk.....i don spend money finish......

Fraiser:
baba u don forget sey anytin wey rich man do na papuce, even if i dey ride bycicle toast babe, e go just add to my swag ni, rich men do crazy tinx...

ha, na swag sef, i don forget, but wetin make honeybash leave you for okitaiji the billionaire? Abi na because you no sabi Knack like carpenter?

Fraiser:
four cul all na kaduna, I know sey I go hit jackpot for dat state... Gift wen u dey enter camp...

I go try leave very early on mnday

okitaiji:
why u dey miss my angel slimfitdiva, abi u get anytin wit am? u ar indeed a freezer

lol... For ur information I don freez her heart, my padi oyo is now ur case...

Mbuko91:
if you were posted to Abuja and you don't have a place to stay before camp, call me on 09050129124.


criteria: you must be very cute and easy going....


Guys only....

if you no fine, no call me or add me up o...

lol... Baba u b g*y, I no understand u again o...

giftiebrown:
in dt case, b ready to br**st feed thse aboki Wey dey sell sugar cane fr der...Dem go line up fr ur frntage...

:O :O :O dem don miss road be that.....Oyo is their case

Skydweller:

oya chop knuckle. I don't download sharp sharp. thanks a lot.

washere baba mi

okitaiji:
lmao... u kno sey fraiser no get money again, he used his tp play nairabet nd loose, he spent d remainin one on marvluv my angel so honeybash has no other option than to join the billionaires club... marvluv where are u? dont u kno that i missed u? abeg come nd give me sound hug nd kiss in this kain killin weather

baba the billionaire, i trust you jare, honeybash made a wise choice, me wey get 10 swimming pool, but they stole the 9 swimming pool, na only one i get now, but i still manage, okitaiji abeg can you tell me your secrets? I want to be like you when i grow up

Fraiser:
lol... For ur information I don freez her heart, my padi oyo is now ur case...

lol... on try am

Kindly add 08064793259 to Plateau WhatsApp group.

Slimfitdiva:

Dude, wier u go offload last night Freezer, abeg no buy the hijab u promised me again....me sef wan show myself nd no need to compromise 4 oki again .......

Babe leave dis guys okitaiji n fraiser dey have nothing to offer u. Na yesterday I come back from Saudi i purposely buy u hijab that are very expensive.
My own love no be here o

VillageGOAT:

ha, na swag sef, i don forget, but wetin make honeybash leave you for okitaiji the billionaire? Abi na because you no sabi Knack like carpenter?

u kno sey na 40inchis rode hin get why bae no go run away lol

iamdynamite:
chaiiiiii if i say i dey happy na lie i dey talk.....i don spend money finish......

baba no worry, just have faith, sleep and 5 million go enter your account, but no wake up ooo, just spend the 5 million for your dream, then you fit wake up, as far as say you enjoy yourself only for the dream, it is good

giftiebrown:
Yu are 1 of us...Elo bae!

yes I am

okitaiji:
u kno sey na 40inchis rode hin get why bae no go run away lol

lol...Shey he wan dey use am carry weight ni

Slimfitdiva:

Dude, wier u go offload last night Freezer, abeg no buy the hijab u promised me again....me sef wan show myself nd no need to compromise 4 oki again .......

lol... No go customise dis freezer o, no wahala den i go use d money flex u for kano

Slimfitdiva:
I don chop my tfare oooo. Now I dey Brooklyn....
I need person wey go borrow me money.......will pay bak after my 1st alawee ;

I neva still believe this people....till monday