Sunnepa17:




Ifaear...no b 2day unah D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fake lies

lol..E go do u lyk film trick wen she gv birth to triplet...rosalieene2, elo bae!

Una good morning for this obodo ooo. To all who have been keeping this city bubbling, I say kudos, it's been fun reading all the goings on alone, even dou I ain't active like that. Pray May 13th and beyond meet us all in good health. Amen.
Btw, been a yle I saw Kbs468 on here. I hope all is well brother.

barongmj:
May 4th

Looking forward to it. . .

Greyworld:
Any one with a clue?

LUNCH

daudae1:
Latest!!!!NYSC 2016 batch A Stream 2 wich i also belong to will Print their callup letter on the 13th of May from 2pm and camp will also hold as scheduled...iam gona resign with UBA bank next weekend...hmmmm

Yes!!!! The oracle has spoken. Rumour mongers wishing to join batch B-Z should feel free to ignore printing call up letters from May 13th and join whichever next batch they feel like joining. Thank you all. #Drops mic #

Sunnepa17:



Nice one bro...ցմժ morning

morning bro... Have a great day ahead....

ℓ̊ trust my wife nd sɦɛ trust ♍ƺ 2

giftiebrown:
lol..E go do u lyk film trick wen she gv birth to triplet...rosalieene2, elo bae!

hardiodun:
Una good morning for this obodo ooo. To all who have been keeping this city bubbling, I say kudos, it's been fun reading all the goings on alone, even dou I ain't active like that. Pray May 13th and beyond meet us all in good health. Amen.
Btw, been a yle I saw Kbs468 on here. I hope all is well brother.

Good morning Dear , Welcome back.

Morning sis....Amen!!! IJN

hardiodun:
Una good morning for this obodo ooo. To all who have been keeping this city bubbling, I say kudos, it's been fun reading all the goings on alone, even dou I ain't active like that. Pray May 13th and beyond meet us all in good health. Amen.
Btw, been a yle I saw Kbs468 on here. I hope all is well brother.

Fraiser:
VillageGoat you no go just stop to dey make pessin laff, your head dey dia aswear, as my name nd dat of honeybash don dey turn character for comedy show, we don dey popular b dat o, na for news paper den dey halla my name bfor, as d name don dey enter comedy show na God win... Lol...

hehehehehe, na so brotherly, very soon lalasticlala go put you and your wife name for frontpage... The topic go be - Fraiser the superstar, with his babymama honeybash chilling in london with queen elizabeth (pics) you go get 5 million views

Thank you

Sunnepa17:
Sure...ցմժ mornin dear, Api buffdae in advance

VillageGOAT:
morning bro... Have a great day ahead....

⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡ bro....same 2u

Jamesdman:
Hi guys.

Good morning beautiful people of this noble satellite town.

Shout out to..

lyndalyn55
marvluv
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
hardiodun
barongmj
candicejay
ray4000
ruky8
dadizgirl and all other incredibly gorgeous ladies of the house. How's the movie viewing fiesta shaping up?

To ma niggas..

phykel
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
Aieboocaar
IghravweIG

I hope you guys are good this morning. Good job and good luck with your dating games.

I finally got a lil job that's gonna keep me busy until next week. Feels good to have something else, besides, movies to keep my mind busy.

Might not be really active on here, but will always keep looking up this beautiful town.

Take care and cheers y'all!!!!!!

Good morning bro, Is like you're a movie freak?
How many series are you following presently?

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 12 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 20 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
1mrblitz
adewaleoroge
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it - CHINESE PROVERBS.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
my father said that a sheep that makes a friend with a dog will surely produce a waste product - GANI ADAMS
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - MARTIN LUTHER KING jnr(1931)

2) if something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) JOHNNY- 2,3,4,6,7,8,9
TEACHER- Where is 5?
JOHNNY- Yesterday, i heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.

2) INIOBONG- Am pregnant johnny, what would you love it to be?
JOHNNY- I want it to be a joke

3) FRAISER- tell me your relationship status?
HONEYBASH- with God or with man?
FRAISER- no, with your ancestors?
HONEYBASH- From my mother or father side?
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Chai, villageGoat I dey feel u o. You kno d one way funny me pass hahaha na hin be ( FRAISER- tell me your relationship status?
HONEYBASH- with God or with man?
FRAISER- no, with your ancestors?
HONEYBASH- From my mother or father side?
Fraiser-no my mother side?
Honeybash- kk, I like ray too much
Fraiser- u mean it?
Honeybash- yes infact na in place I sleep yesterday
Fraiser- ha..blood finish(hbp)

barongmj:
Thank you

Urw dear...may4th will b a memorable day here coz ℓ̊ trust all d ladies here.

barongmj:
Thank you

babe, where is the party going to hold? Let me go and buy fuel for my private jet, i hope you are holding the birthday party in a 10 star hotel?

Happy buffday in advance to a dear sister, Barongmj .May dis birthday usher u into a more glorious phase of life nd u shall live to celebrate many more fruitful years....


May 4th on my mind, i'm not a party person but dis is one party i can't miss. GC satellite town, be ready to parrrrrryyyyy

ray4000:

Chai, villageGoat I dey feel u o. You kno d one way funny me pass hahaha na hin be ( FRAISER- tell me your relationship status?
HONEYBASH- with God or with man?
FRAISER- no, with your ancestors?
HONEYBASH- From my mother or father side?
Fraiser-no my mother side?
Honeybash- kk, I like ray too much
Fraiser- u mean it?
Honeybash- yes infact na in place I sleep yesterday
Fraiser- ha..blood finish(hbp)

lolz, you want make fraiser faint? The know say honeybash na the love of him life, abeg pity am oo, make fraiser no begin cry for instagram like teebillz

okitaiji:
Hehehe u dis fraiser eeh, wen i dey say to mysef dat i go d drag marvluv wit my boo eaglevision nd u com show again? lets begin to roll jor lol

lol... Me sef sabi una plans na, na wen I just decide to whyn una small b dat... Nobody can fit possess my possession unless I go possess your own join my own o...

justified10:
IghravweIG boss, I hail o

I just say make I enta here see as una dey do o.
I greet everyone o.

justified10 my G, hw far u na... Longest tym... Hw ur syd be na

Brosjay3:


Good morning bro, Is like you're a movie freak?
How many series are you following presently?

Five (5).

Bitten

Gods of Egypt

GOT

Quantico

Vikings

hardiodun:
Una good morning for this obodo ooo. To all who have been keeping this city bubbling, I say kudos, it's been fun reading all the goings on alone, even dou I ain't active like that. Pray May 13th and beyond meet us all in good health. Amen.
Btw, been a yle I saw Kbs468 on here. I hope all is well brother.

hardiodun I sight u...amen

barongmj:
Lol.......tnx sugar
No worry, we go raise d roof here

yea babe... Wen u call me sugal I call u honey... No probs honey I will paint d whole city wi glamour because its ur birthday... We will do it togeda babe...

Sunnepa17:



Morning baba....we gada D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ noni

naso bawx... Hw ur syd dis morni na...

ray4000:

Abeg no mind fraiser na because say honeybash talk say she won't be around for a week na him ma dey go offside

lol... Baba u no tell me sey na oracle u b o, u don dey see mind, bur no lele sha... I go hold her back for dis village bfor she comes back... We gada dey here...

barongmj:
Good morning ppl....am sure we all slept good
Count down 2 my birthday........hehehehe
10
9
8
7
6
5
4......

Congrats in advance my sweety.
I love u and I go buy u Ferrai
I love u and I go pay u salary
HBD in advance

All road leads to amala shonola....hehehehe

VillageGOAT:

babe, where is the party going to hold? Let me go and buy fuel for my private jet, i hope you are holding the birthday party in a 10 star hotel?

VillageGOAT:

lolz, you want make fraiser faint? The know say honeybash na the love of him life, abeg pity am oo, make fraiser no begin cry for instagram like teebillz

Bro I don laugh die infact my teeth don finish for my mouth

ray4000:

Thank God make I go eat now because hv be missing u already. Be thinking that no one to dey drag lady with. Morin bro

lol... Una no dey try o, so una won turn me to official lady dragger, im fact I won go vex register for seminary now make I go do father... Hw ur day dey go na... Hope u don chop already

CandiceJay:
Happy buffday in advance to a dear sister, Barongmj .May dis birthday usher u into a more glorious phase of life nd u shall live to celebrate many more fruitful years....


May 4th on my mind, i'm not a party person but dis is one party i can't miss. GC satellite town, be ready to parrrrrryyyyy

Dahz d spirit my sis....♍ƺ nd wif loveablechi go rock d buffdae bask ʟɨҡɛ kilode

VillageGOAT:

babe, did you help me and see the sugar in my tea and the plantain in my rice, my one and only lyndalyn55, i have been searching for her since with my torch light, did she sleep in your house last night?

mr villagegoat do i luk like a pin? Y d torch light na? But wait oooo abeg when did i become ur sugar and plantain...

Gud morning y'all...n we all shuld hv a wonderful weekend