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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by sylve11: 7:28pm On Sep 10, 2009
sharap there! mugu grin cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 9:37pm On Sep 10, 2009
D1KeleVra:

Babe. . . i am the secret. . .
u are a secret we all know thats y we dont want u exposed lest ppl will start pouring drinks, eggs n alla those stuff on u like a shrine. abeg hide wella, we love u secret.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 11:07pm On Sep 10, 2009
Nice to know u care lysa grin

Sylve na u be mugu-dunce smiley not me
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 12:02am On Sep 11, 2009
I hate Nigeria my country

To be unfaithful disloyal and dishonest,

To serve Nigeria is not by force.

To remove Yar'adua and put my dad, so help me God.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by CrazyMan(m): 12:06am On Sep 11, 2009
I hate Nigeria my country

To be unfaithful disloyal and dishonest,

To serve Nigeria is not by force.

To remove Yar'adua and put my dad, so help me God.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 10:32am On Sep 11, 2009
CrazyMan:

I hate Nigeria my country

To be unfaithful disloyal and dishonest,

To serve Nigeria is not by force.

To remove Yar'adua and put my dad, so help me God.
mission aborted before execution
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 10:43am On Sep 11, 2009
who by?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 10:48am On Sep 11, 2009
i'm empowered
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 11:04am On Sep 11, 2009
to unclog toilets
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 11:13am On Sep 11, 2009
plus that over u
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 11:21am On Sep 11, 2009
who by?
tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by sylve11: 11:24am On Sep 11, 2009
tucking ur tongue na cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 11:29am On Sep 11, 2009
helps bli to roll her tongue into a neat fold and gently tucks it back in the mouth.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Abbeycity4(f): 12:34pm On Sep 11, 2009
una weldone hia o! undecided
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 12:37pm On Sep 11, 2009
na stroke bend ya mouth?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:45pm On Sep 11, 2009
smiley No. It's calld a smile smiley
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 12:47pm On Sep 11, 2009
na deformed smile be that
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by sylve11: 12:59pm On Sep 11, 2009
D1KeleVra:



Sylve na u be mugu-dunce smiley not me

another word please cheesy cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 1:08pm On Sep 11, 2009
give am options to explore
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by sylve11: 1:22pm On Sep 11, 2009
Lysabello i nor fit grin cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 1:24pm On Sep 11, 2009
wetin u use ur time dey do sef?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Abbeycity4(f): 1:56pm On Sep 11, 2009
pray!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:58pm On Sep 11, 2009
blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 2:00pm On Sep 11, 2009
This joke section na eye-sore. The incoherent one-liners wey full here dey run my belle. No wonder we've got 'patrons' with 10-20thousand posts. Bulls**t
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Abbeycity4(f): 2:06pm On Sep 11, 2009
lysaa:

na stroke bend ya mouth?

Ask m again.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 2:10pm On Sep 11, 2009
na stoke do ur mouth?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 2:13pm On Sep 11, 2009
~Borat~:

This joke section na eye-sore. The incoherent one-liners wey full here dey run my belle. No wonder we've got 'patrons' with 10-20thousand posts. Bulls**t
sharaaaaap tongue this thread was good b4 it changed track . .start from page one wink
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 2:13pm On Sep 11, 2009
~Borat~:

This joke section na eye-sore. The incoherent one-liners wey full here dey run my belle. No wonder we've got 'patrons' with 10-20thousand posts. Bulls**t

if ur belle run go toilet go shyte na. e get doc wey dey recomend how many dose of lines to make a joke? duh!!!! if u nor like am waka pass tongue
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Abbeycity4(f): 2:22pm On Sep 11, 2009
lysaa:

na stoke do your mouth?

i beg try to ask me lyk 25tyms dat's wen i can answer u 4nw my mouth is lipsrsealed
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2009
lyk play lyk play the mouth dey take shapes
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Borat1: 3:43pm On Sep 11, 2009
You must be jokers to think you are joking here.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by lysaa(f): 3:44pm On Sep 11, 2009
mukina, he has come again o

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