Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by MzMercie: 9:51am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Peritus: Your mind is the battle ground of your body and spirit. Distraction is not always external, it could be withing one's mind. One can be in the church bodily, but in his mind, he could be in another state or even be fantasizing of his presence in a Utopian world entirely. Every Christian should train his mind to be focused, and to yield to the spirit, not only in church but also while praying. In addition to the listed, make sure ur mind is firm. You don't have to dwell ur thought on every thing that crosses ur eyes. True talk, God bless u |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Donjay007(m): 9:51am On Apr 24, 2016 |
All these things don't really matter... Its all about mind set, i can be in church and still be thinking of how to knack Nkechi go sweet |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Eguagie22(m): 9:52am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Teespice: I don't take my phones to church because it can be very distracting. let the messages wait.
also, sitting with familiar faces can cause distractions as there is the tendency to chit chat.
but what's the spirit behind sleeping once the sermon starts? same I don't also take my phone,that is one the biggest form of distraction |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by tuzeriouz(m): 9:52am On Apr 24, 2016 |
do not seat closer to the sound systems |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by lepasharon(f): 9:53am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Teespice: I don't take my phones to church because it can be very distracting. let the messages wait.
also, sitting with familiar faces can cause distractions as there is the tendency to chit chat.
but what's the spirit behind sleeping once the sermon starts? The spirit of sleep has you |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by HirstMOG(m): 9:55am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Last2comment: The part about as seating with your crush What happens when an usher seats you in between your two exes and God touches the pastor to preach on fornication and adultery that day. I must find way out there whether the usher likes it or yes!!! |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Josephokongwu(m): 10:01am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Donariok: Well, I have noticed most of us don't really pay attention during church services especially Sunday services. But here are steps to take that can help counter such distraction .
1)Sleeping early on Saturday night.- Yes, sleeping early can actually be of help. You will definitely wake up early and prepare . sleeping early,will give your eyes/body enough rest and you won't doze off during service. No matter how boring it is.
2)Switching Off your Phones- this one is very common among us. You get distracted by your phone and you just find yourself operating your device during service. Even if you don't want to switch of your phone, you can as well put it on silent and make sure its in your pocket .
3) Seating close to your crush- lol. I know it sounds weird but its the truth . 99% of guys who mistakenly seats close to girls they admire often feel uncomfortable during service. You see them adjusting their trouser every moment. They will be staring uncontrollably at girl and so on.
4)Avoid seating with your friends- Yes this is very common among both boys and girls. When you seat close to your friends during church service, you find out, one talk lead to another, discussion has started . I remember two guyz arguing during service over a Barca Madrid match the watched the previous night lol.
5)Avoid charging your phone in the church- I know most of you won't agree on this, but its the simple truth. When you take your phones to the church for charging, you find yourself always monitoring the phone so it won't get missing . anytime you see someone going to the direction your phone is being charged, you feel very uncomfortable.
6)Preparing yourself for offering - Yes, this very true. Most times, guyz especially, go to church with #1k without changing it, then when its time for offering you see them going straight to the usher bringing out the money for others to see he don't have change. Lol. Dudes like this are always in church to hunt for girls. Lol
7)Going to service late/seating close to the wrong person- most times when you get to service late, and you just entered and seat anywhere out of hurry, and you mistakenly seats close to that wrong dude/madam that didn't brush her teeth before coming to church, oga, you are on your own o . lol, you know the rest
8 )Making sure you are okay before leaving the house- this is common among girls. Some persons won't poo and urinate before going to church. You see most of them running to the toilet one after the other to do their thing. This also involves going to church and not feeling okay . some of them will vomit and sometimes cause a scene during service.
Kindly Add yours. Happy Sunday all, have a best week.
http://donariok.mywapblog.com/8-ways-on-how-not-to-be-distracted-in-ch.xhtml .... When you sit with your crush.. Hmmm it seems suprising o.. Anyways i will try it.. |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by AyamConfidence(m): 10:02am On Apr 24, 2016 |
chimah3: NAIRALAND is a major distraction!!!!
Like if you agree baba i swear...the thing no dey let me concentrate |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by gidimasters(m): 10:03am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Teespice: I don't take my phones to church because it can be very distracting. let the messages wait.
also, sitting with familiar faces can cause distractions as there is the tendency to chit chat.
but what's the spirit behind sleeping once the sermon starts? It Is Evil Spirit |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by MzDaria(f): 10:11am On Apr 24, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: 9. Avoid paying offering more than once:
Many chuch are guilty of it
Normal offering Building offering Church planting offering Evangelism offering Missionary offering Children offering Widow offering Mother's day offering Children's day offering Pastor daughter wedding offering Needy offering Prisoners' offering Microphone offering Nepa bill offering Less privilege offering Generator/petrol offering Church workers' salary offering Banner offering Sick patient offering Old people offering
The funny thing is there won't be widower's offering or fathers' day offering and you will never see pastor dancing to come and drop offering. Even ushers don't go near them with offering bags as if God said pastors are bigger than offering
After paying all these numerous offering, d day u ask welfare group for little help, they will claim there's no money. The church members are getting poorer and d church is collecting fat money.
That's why me no dey pay pass once in a month. So don't be distracted by d pastor's sermon to pay all ur salary inside offering box. . HABA! |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by 9jatatafo(m): 10:16am On Apr 24, 2016 |
2 plots of land booked. Oga Seun Osewa and Lalasticlala should take note and more importantly CAVEAT EMPTOR! |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by FuckDModz: 10:24am On Apr 24, 2016 |
you never see fresh "yellow" laps that can reset your mindset.
Girls are truly the best creatures on earth! |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by BurnaKing21: 10:35am On Apr 24, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: 9. Avoid paying offering more than once:
Many chuch are guilty of it
Normal offering Building offering Church planting offering Evangelism offering Missionary offering Children offering Widow offering Mother's day offering Children's day offering Pastor daughter wedding offering Needy offering Prisoners' offering Microphone offering Nepa bill offering Less privilege offering Generator/petrol offering Church workers' salary offering Banner offering Sick patient offering Old people offering
The funny thing is there won't be widower's offering or fathers' day offering and you will never see pastor dancing to come and drop offering. Even ushers don't go near them with offering bags as if God said pastors are bigger than offering
After paying all these numerous offering, d day u ask welfare group for little help, they will claim there's no money. The church members are getting poorer and d church is collecting fat money.
That's why me no dey pay pass once in a month. So don't be distracted by d pastor's sermon to pay all ur salary inside offering box. especially catholic church....SMH |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Controversialad: 10:38am On Apr 24, 2016 |
Isorite..... Loling in Swahili |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by j1mmy: 10:46am On Apr 24, 2016 |
What st-u.p.id benefit is church service and not being distracted there? mumu Africans who should be using the pastor private jet money and time to concentrate on their environment, security, communities, family, farming, innovation and education. No wonder Africa is the dark continent. m-oro-ns: church distraction in 2016 ? |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by prinsam30: 10:51am On Apr 24, 2016 |
LastMumu: I'm hardly distracted in church as I'm highly focused on getting blessed by listening to the words of God. My weakness though is big boobs. I don't know if our ushers are selected by the size of their boobs because all of them have gigantic boobs that distracts me every time they pass by. my guy I'm very sure ur typing this comment right in the church and I can sensed it that ur looking directly to those Boobs |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Nobody: 11:33am On Apr 24, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: 9. Avoid paying offering more than once:
Many chuch are guilty of it
Normal offering Building offering Church planting offering Evangelism offering Missionary offering Children offering Widow offering Mother's day offering Children's day offering Pastor daughter wedding offering Needy offering Prisoners' offering Microphone offering Nepa bill offering Less privilege offering Generator/petrol offering Church workers' salary offering Banner offering Sick patient offering Old people offering
The funny thing is there won't be widower's offering or fathers' day offering and you will never see pastor dancing to come and drop offering. Even ushers don't go near them with offering bags as if God said pastors are bigger than offering
After paying all these numerous offering, d day u ask welfare group for little help, they will claim there's no money. The church members are getting poorer and d church is collecting fat money.
That's why me no dey pay pass once in a month. So don't be distracted by d pastor's sermon to pay all ur salary inside offering box. Bros abeg which church do yhu attend?? |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Stanleywaxy(m): 11:51am On Apr 24, 2016 |
These days ... I always sleep while the service is going on , even when i know that I should go to bed early I'll still be awake doing nothing ... My Sister nearly burst my head today ... " You too de sleep Mr Man " |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by glossy6(f): 12:46pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
Why the mod no put the question; Are you a Christian?
YES. NO
If you click yes, it will be in your profile
Jesus is the Son of the Most High & he is the messiah, one with the Father & the Holy Spirit
Now it is left open for Muslims and even pagans to post comments.
Inequality starts from NL |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by whitecloth: 2:43pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt: 9. Avoid paying offering more than once:
The funny thing is there won't be widower's offering or fathers' day offering and you will never see pastor dancing to come and drop offering. Even ushers don't go near them with offering bags as if God said pastors are bigger than offering
After paying all these numerous offering, d day u ask welfare group for little help, they will claim there's no money. The church members are getting poorer and d church is collecting fat money. All this things can happen in your church, in my church we don't collect more thank two offering and when its time for the collection the usher goes to the alter first to collect from the pastor before they collect from us. Am proud to be a Deeper Life member |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by Nobody: 2:51pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
whitecloth:
All this things can happen in your church, in my church we don't collect more thank two offering and when its time for the collection the usher goes to the alter first to collect from the pastor before they collect from us. Am proud to be a Deeper Life member Are you taking it personal? I didn't mention a particular church name. I wrote my experience from all d churches I've been. |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by whitecloth: 2:59pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
RadicallyBlunt:
Are you taking it personal? I didn't mention a particular church name. I wrote my experience from all d churches I've been. no bro, not taking it personal o, am just amusing myself and been proud of where I worship God, I've attended more than 6 diff churches before I waka go the deeper life sef. |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by DanielGb(m): 3:53pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
LastMumu: I'm hardly distracted in church as I'm highly focused on getting blessed by listening to the words of God. My weakness though is big boobs. I don't know if our ushers are selected by the size of their boobs because all of them have gigantic boobs that distracts me every time they pass by. just like ur moniker. u are a mumu. u are distracted big time with big boobs. @Signature: same with me o. na hunger dey reveal my six pack o |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by DanielGb(m): 3:58pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
Your mind is all you need to direct the focus of your body. |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by BackOff(m): 4:15pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
Last2comment: The part about as seating with your crush What happens when an usher seats you in between your two exes and God touches the pastor to preach on fornication and adultery that day. Lol. Guy! Has this happened to you before? So hilarious. |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by zyzxx(m): 7:51pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
Teespice: I don't take my phones to church because it can be very distracting. let the messages wait.
also, sitting with familiar faces can cause distractions as there is the tendency to chit chat.
but what's the spirit behind sleeping once the sermon starts? well there are many factors to that, but let me list few that can help 1. Just down the sermon it will help you not to sleep 2. Be fully charge by praying. It keeps your spirit active 3. Dont eat before going to church |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by dbrothers1st(m): 8:38pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
LastMumu: I'm hardly distracted in church as I'm highly focused on getting blessed by listening to the words of God. My weakness though is big boobs. I don't know if our ushers are selected by the size of their boobs because all of them have gigantic boobs that distracts me every time they pass by. Mr, which church u dey attend? Lol...... |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by tinyanosa(f): 9:15pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
[quote author=RadicallyBlunt post=44987750]9. Avoid paying offering more than once:
Many chuch are guilty of it
Normal offering Building offering Church planting offering Evangelism offering Missionary offering Children offering Widow offering Mother's day offering Children's day offering Pastor daughter wedding offering Needy offering Prisoners' offering Microphone offering Nepa bill offering Less privilege offering Generator/petrol offering Church workers' salary offering Banner offering Sick patient offering Old people offering
The funny thing is there won't be widower's offering or fathers' day offering and you will never see pastor dancing to come and drop offering. Even ushers don't go near them with offering bags as if God said pastors are bigger than offering
After paying all these numerous offering, d day u ask welfare group for little help, they will claim there's no money. The church members are getting poorer and d church is collecting fat money.
That's why me no dey pay pass once in a month. So don't be distracted by d pastor's sermon to pay all ur salary inside offering box. Na wa Oo |
Re: 8 Ways On How Not To Be Distracted In Church On A Sunday. by tinyanosa(f): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2016 |
BurnaKing21:
especially catholic church....SMH please don't judge and men of God for your safety. A word is enough for the wise. |