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Pay Your Rent When Due by youngies(m): 3:57pm On Aug 07, 2009 |
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note: Dear Madam, Find enclosed a cheque for R250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: 1 - It had never been occupied; 2 - There was plenty of heat; and 3 - It was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.' Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for R250 with the following note: Dear Sir: First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady. |
Re: Pay Your Rent When Due by lojik(m): 9:22pm On Aug 07, 2009 |
Cunny man die, cunny man burry am. |
Re: Pay Your Rent When Due by pappy4real(m): 4:08pm On Aug 08, 2009 |
na wetin im eye find im se so. make im comot wiv dat im small tololo |
Re: Pay Your Rent When Due by mamagee6(f): 4:16pm On Aug 08, 2009 |
Very trickish joke more like Aki na Ukwa. |
Re: Pay Your Rent When Due by baybbootz(f): 7:28pm On Aug 08, 2009 |
gud one, in a coded way |
Re: Pay Your Rent When Due by mamagee6(f): 7:41pm On Aug 08, 2009 |
baybbootz: What's with you and coded? there's nothing coded about this Joke. |
Re: Pay Your Rent When Due by baybbootz(f): 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2009 |
i thnk itz coded, i kud be slow it tuk me 2 read it twice 2 undastand |
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